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1. (New Jersey) (6710↑, 1151↓)
NJ is summed up in this quote. "I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it." \new\ jerseyauthor unknown

The writers of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle were from Randolph, a stereotypical suburban New Jersey town.

Author: Angry_Asian_Girl http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/910050
2. (New Jersey) (2744↑, 1049↓)
home of joe budden, bruce springsteen, jay and silent bob, bon jovi and MAD other people. aint nobody in jersey says "joisy"...who the hell made that up? its the only state that drops the "new" in its name. we got the best damned accent ever. everybody that dont like jerseys only mad cuz they cant afford it.

Us Jersey Girls keep it real.

Author: jerseygirlforever http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/689225
3. (New Jersey) (2843↑, 1380↓)
The sickest state that I have ever been in. Hot girls, hot cars, hot beaches\! What more can you ask for?

New Jersey is KILLER\!

4. (New Jersey) (2370↑, 1116↓)
The best state in the nation, where everything is within walking distance, people are friendly and know how to drive, whilst tourists claim that we drive like "maniacs" because they just don't know any better. Home of several national parks and one of the wealthiest counties in the nation, and one of the most respected ivy league schools as well. Many criticize New Jersey because we love our state so much, and they're jealous that ours is one of the most educated and prosperous in the nation. New Jersey is a wonderful place to live with many attractions that are overlooked and the state as a whole is completely underestimated.

Fuckhead: Oh you're from JOISEY,heh heh he he hehehehe, what exit?\!?\!?\!?\! Jerseyian: You're a sad sad person....

Author: [DrunkenBusDriver] http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/534123
5. (new jersey) (2069↑, 814↓)
The realest place in the world.

I'm from Jersey. I keep it real.

6. (new jersey) (1598↑, 413↓)
east coast state, discriminated against by those who have been only as far as the outskirts of new york city. while new jersey has its fair share of cities, grime, and crime, a large portion consists of expansive suburbs, beautiful land, and farms. brick, new jersey: second safest town in the nation. home to bon jovi, bruce springsteen, catch 22, jay and silent bob (and several kevin smith films, including "dogma"), princeton university, the sopranos, and the celebrated "weird nj." while accents and hairstyles vary, it is extremely rare that one falls into the stereotypical "joisey" caricature.

New Jersey was a long-time home to Walt Whitman.

7. (New Jersey) (1524↑, 454↓)
i'm from jersey, have been all my life. i'm gonna spend a lot of time writing this entry. i'll give you everything about jersey, the good, the bad, and the ugly. first.. new jersey people are conceited. it's true. we hate everyone else. and we think we are better than everyone else. and we never stop talking about how great new jersey is. then we tell people to "shut the fuck up" when they tell us all we talk about is jersey. i just recently was in the south .. and i can honestly say, that i do think i am better than them. it's not my fault.. it's cause i'm from jersey. my friends and i were the rudest, most obnoxious people there. everyone just stared at us. then we saw other rude people, and i asked them where they were from. obviously, they said jersey. why are new jersey people self centered? becasue we have reason to be. first of all, some of the most famous people have come from our state. just to name A FEW.. tom cruise, frank sinatra, bruce springsteen, kevin smith, whitney houston, martha stewart, lauryn hill, catch 22, anne hathaway, queen latifa, my chemical romance, jack nicholson, bruce willis, the four seasons, danny devito .. and the list goes on. not only do we have famous people.. we rank in the top 10 of smartest states every year. not only are we smart and famous.. we're rich. bergen, somerset, morris, and hunderton counties rank as in the counties top 15 richest counties. and despite the slums of newark and camden which are some of the countries most dangerous places to live, we have 4 of the top 10 safest cities to live in the us. and we smell? yeah, we do. new jersey smells like ASS. on the turnpike, between exits 14 and 17. that's like, 5 percent of the entire state.. bayonne, port newark, and secaucus. and the surrounding areas. that's it. the majority of the state smells like trees. because the majority of the state is trees. in fact, three of new jersey's cities rank in the countries top 10 least polluted cities. so shove it. new jersey is ideal. i live 20 mintues away from new york city and an hour away from the famous jersey shore, (the shore is amazing. you think your beach is better? fuck you. why do you think mtv's true life had an episode titled "i'm a jersey shore girl." because it's the best fucking shore in the country.), and two hours away from philidephia. and it's a 4 hour drive to washington dc. and 15 mintues to the nearest mall -- 20 minutes to the next, and a half hour to the next. i just counted .. 7 malls within a half hour of my house. find me another state that has all that to offer. yeah, we have accents. who gives a shit? everyone has an accent. and no, we don't say "joisey." we do say "cawfee and tawk." but i can tell you it's a hell of a better accent than you bitches from the south. and we can't drive? no. you can't drive. like i said before, i was just in the south. the speed limit sign read: speed limit 60.. minimum 45. what? that's why you people can't drive. who has a mininum speed limit? new jersey drivers like pissing other people off solely because of the reputation. this is what we will do.. just letting you know .. if we see out of state license plates, we'll tailgate your ass. probably because you're doing the speed limit and we want to go 20 over. then, we'll cut you off.. and go slow in front of you. because we can. and because when you go home you're gonna complain about us. we like it, it doesn't bother us. that's what we want. we like fast things. things move too slow in other states. you can tell that someone's from new jersey by the way they walk. they walk really fast and have a strut that says "i'm better than you." music scene? amazing. bloomfiled ave cafe .. starlight ballroom .. enough said. we have the best local bands, the best punk scene, and probably 97 percent of the country's emo kids. don't believe me? read "nothing feels good. punk rock, teenagers, and emo." count how many jersey references are in that book. and the rap scene? i don't know much about it .. but i know it's there. and i know it's good. and obviosuly the club scene. you don't know techno music until you come into new jersey.. SERIOUSLY. "we don't pump our gas .. we pump our fists." just shut the fuck up until you go to seaside boardwalk. you'll probably see some of the trashiest, dirtiest, skankiest girls.. and some of the most guido, gelled up hair, armani exchange wearing boys that take too many steroids and have have too much sex .. but they know how to dance better than anyone you ever met in your life. so yeah, the stereotype that all jersey chicks are trashy, is true .. if you go to seaside. that's pretty much it. the rest of the state is full of confident, beautiful girls that speak their mind. and the guys outside of seaside are pretty decent too. majority of jersey people are italian.. or wish they were .. and drink too much beer and smoke too much pot. but, we all love eachother. i was at a party the other day and i met these guys that were best friends .. a scene kid, an abercrombie wearing kid, and a ghetto kid. why? because we don't give a fuck about labels. we throw the sickest parties .. in the woods. what else? giants, jets, nets, and of course the devils. they're better than you. so shut the fuck up. and we have more yankee fans than new york city. come to jersey with a sox hat on .. i dare you. hungry? don't worry. we have 24 hour diners. a million of them. we also have hoboken which has some of the finest places to eat. and you have not had real italian food until you come here. okay? shut up. and oh yeah, we say "yo." often. and "fuck." i don't complain that you say "y'all" so don't complain that i say "yo." to sum up new jersey. yeah, most of the stereotypes are true, probably for about 5 percent of the state. the rest of the state is beautiful. and yeah, we hate you. we love ourselves. wanna know why? because all you bitches hate us. how would you feel if the other 49 states spent all their time talking shit? we deserve to be our own country cause we're that cool.

southerner visiting new jersey: "whoa, this state moves too fast for me." jerseyian: "yo, fuck you, go grow some corn." new yorker visiting new jersey: "i can't believe you guys think you're beter than us." jerseyian: :: punches new yorker in the face :: pennsylvanian visiting new jersey" "haha, you guys smell." jerseyian: "fuck you, you're a hick."

8. (New Jersey) (1310↑, 514↓)
The best state in the Union.The land of diners,greenheads,and Soccer.Those who make fun of it are either jealous or have never been here and would prefer to live in whatever cornball state they're currently in. -For the last time,NO ONE SAYS "JOISEY"\!\!OK?Not even people in north Jersey.Most of us have a Philadelphian sounding dialect. -No mullets either,ok? -Many of us love Soccer,and Jerseyans are the best Soccer players in the US.(Tim Howard,Claudio Reyna.Both play in England) -Knock it off with the stupid toxic waste and turnpike jokes,they're both unfunny and incorrect.If you REALLY want to make a Jerseyan laugh ask us what our longest time staying in a diner was or something like that. -"Jersey girls" do not look like cheap whores with 80's-looking hair.They are usually gorgeous Italian girls,however they sometimes smoke too much and should cut that out. -NJ smells like leaves and trees,thats about it. -Ok,there's some shitholes here,i'll admit.(like with any place).But most of the state is beautiful and it's a great place to live. -Douchebags like Jay Leno need to stop with the corny NJ jokes before I make some South Jersey chick beat his ass. -One of the few places you'll find people who are of half-Irish and half-Italian descent.

There's no other girls like South Jersey girls.They're hot,funny,Italian,and dangerous.

9. (new jersey) (621↑, 137↓)
The small country thats a state. We have everything the rest of the country has. Think about it. In New Jersey, you could watch the sun rise on the east coast, and watch it set on the west. You can climb a mountain in the morning, swim in the ocean in the afternoon, and get robbed at gunpoint in Newark by night. It's the only state where massive oil refineries and dairy farms are only a few miles apart. You a crazy busy industrious North, and a more set back relaxed south. Last, but not least, you can always be sure that where ever you are, a 24-hour diner is near by. The United Counties of Jersey.

Guy \#1: I'm bored, what should we do. Guy \#2: Lets go to New Jersey, they have everything.

10. (new jersey) (568↑, 111↓)
I recently moved to NJ from Connecticut. I came here knowing and pretty much believing all of the negative stereotypes about NJ (like "NJ - the armpit of America" -- one of my personal favorites). But I had NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN THERE. Alot of others on this site have done an excellent job of debunking the myths about NJ & its people, so I'll just add this: I'm a million times happier in this state than I ever was or could be in CT and so is just about everybody I know. Nuff said? I'm so glad I'm no longer the superficial, mean, bigoted, insecure tight ass that I was in CT.

The Garden State (NJ nickname) "NJ - Keeping It Real" (unofficial motto) Join the Human Race -- move to New Jersey (my advice) A bit-o-history: Some statesman in the 1700s compared NJ to an immense barrel, filled with good things to eat and open at both ends, with Pennsylvanians grabbing from one end and the New Yorkers from the other. Perhaps PA & NY have drained the periphery areas of NJ so much that they are now the blight that gives NJ such a bad rap. Just a thought.

11. (New Jersey) (702↑, 252↓)
Where I live. The greatest state in the nation, with the greatest hockey team in North America, the Devils. And the factories are only in the semi-circles around New York and Philadelphia-the rest is pure bliss. Plus, this state is home to one of the greatest universities in the world, Princeton University. NJ rules\!\!\!

Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo\! A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?

12. (New Jersey) (843↑, 423↓)
one of the nation's 6th most wealthy states that many people have misconceptions of. usually stereotyped as smelly, dirty, and unclean, yet that only makes up about 5% of the area of the state. other 95% includes scenic river valleys, picture-perfect suburbs, rolling farmland, sandy beaches, and bustling nightlife

"I would drive around New Jersey to get to New York because it smells." is a terrible misconception. Average household price = $649,000

13. (New Jersey) (451↑, 124↓)
not the land fill of new york, do your research. new york pays new jersey to take the garbage, and then send it over to staten island. only smells abnormal around new york and phili, and people only think that because they aren't from the area. no other state is so abundant in 24-hour diners, and home of the world's largest strip mall (a.k.a. route 22).

jersey is the best state ever, and yes, I have lived in Oregon, Ohio, and New York, and visited over 20 others

14. (New Jersey) (467↑, 249↓)
A great place to be, not matter what ignorant people say. Yes, various places in Jersey suck, but no need to worry. There are many beatiful places in NJ. Hunterdon, for one, is the county I live in. The only bad smell you will sniff is horse and cow shit, but the sunsets and colorful hot air balloons atop of the skyline make up for that.

I just got back from the Jersey Shore. In Belmar I saw some gross ass in a thong, but when I finally got to Spring Lake I saw some people that looked normal.

15. (New Jersey) (307↑, 91↓)
Best place in the U.S. People who are haters either haven't really been here or are just know-it-all's from the rest of the 49 states that can't compare. Take one step into Jersey and you're hooked- learn to drive or you aren't going to survive. And cut it out with all that "joisey" talk. People who use stereotypes gotta get a clue.

"You're from New Jersey? What exit?"

16. (new jersey) (250↑, 88↓)
The first misconception other states have of New Jersey is that it "smells". Infact the only part of Jersey that may be a little rough on the nostrils is that of coming to the Lincoln Tunnel, since it is heavily populated in the surrounding areas with factories and marshes(which DO NOT home dead bodies). Jersey is infact one of the wealthiest states in the country that people just can't help but moving to due to it's scenic portions and safe, quiet suburbs. Not to mention the fact that whichever end you choose to move to(North or South) you're in direct locations to two of the largest, bussling cities in the USA(Philadelphia & Manhatten). Not crossing out Central Jersey which is home to some of the most clean, friendliest beaches on the East Coast which has abundant tourism rates in the summer and hoppin' boardwalks. All our residents in this state may seem very short fused, but hey...YOU try hearing a bunch of shit from bennies and other states sayin' how much you suck and your state is worthless and we'll see how you feel at the end of the day. We hold it down here, infact i've lived here for 19 years of my life(and counting) and found upon visiting other states(such as Mass., Virginia, Nevada, Arizona, Maryland, Pennsylvania) that i MUCH rather live here for the rest of my life then in some economic wasteland and/or socially constipated place(yeah Virgina, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU\!).

"NEW JOISEY THE GARBAGE STATE\!\! YAK YAK YAK" "Yeah, that's reeeeeeeeeal original, nope, never heard THAT one before"

17. (new jersey) (241↑, 126↓)
I am so sick of assholes from other states putting New Jersey down. Jersey is awesome and everyone else is simply jealous and/or ignorant. Sure, as you get closer to NYC there are many factories, but there is more to NJ than some damn factories\! Try looking up north near High Point where there are farms as far as the eye can see. Try looking at Mendham where some of the richest people in the country trot around. Try looking down south at Cape May, a beautiful town along the ocean filled with Victorian homes. The only place you will see big-haired women and people who say "joisey" is in the frickin movies. And as for our driving...please stop giving us crap because you can't handle your car. NJ rocks and that's that, all the other states should just give up. P.S. if you want to visit a real armpit of a state go to PA. The people here are grammatically challenged (Pennsylvania Dutch?), have shitty food (chicken and waffles?), and are the most incompetent drivers I have ever come across. Long live NJ\!

New Jersey is the Best Fucking State....EVER\!

18. (New Jersey) (211↑, 100↓)
The best state in the U.S. Even though most people hate on N.J., it has the best corn and tomatoes, among other things. New Jersey is also famous for Bon Jovi, Redman, Queen Latifah, Naughty By Nature, Bruce Springstein, and many others.

Place where are all of the major casinos are located on the East Coast.

19. (New Jersey) (171↑, 75↓)
Home of WaWa-dont laugh at the name it has native american substance. How many stores where you live remember our native friends? A land of diversity-roamed by many nations. If you are scared of the circle,you dont belong here\! NJ folk are experts of the highway,otherwise you'll need a map. Especially if you go into Philly...so in other words if you are scared of speeding traffic, attitude and a fast paced world,stay out cause ya might need an anxiety med when you return home\!I love my state\! NJ :)

"Get a tour guide"

20. (new Jersey) (158↑, 73↓)
The best state ever. Contains seedy bars, diners, and hoboken people with ridiculous accents. Awesome comic book stores, the place to be. Other states may make fun of us Jersy-ites but thats only because they know we're the coolest. Plus we got Jay and Silent Bob and Seaside Heights so i fart in your general direction if u think it's less that the shit.

Let's get some porkroll and cheese, play DDR, and then watch Seinfeld, cause thats my new Jersey day.

Author: oXKillerArmpitKlownXo http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/1453564
21. (new jersey) (178↑, 102↓)
A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes\! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.

Mmm Jersey Tomatoes.

22. (New Jersey) (126↑, 57↓)
new jersey. if youre from here you know the following: 1. people only go to camden to buy drugs or alcohol illegally. 2. people only go to trenton to buy drugs or to attend the puerto rican day parade. 3. every summer you go down the shore and get cheese fries on the boardwalk. 4. the white horse circle in trenton requires skill; the red lion circle in southampton does not. 5. you'll see at least 12 kids from your high school at wawa in the morning, getting a wawa green tea, breakfast sandwich, 20 oz coffee, or hoagie for lunch. 6. 711 ATM machines charge $1.50 per transaction. 7. if you must go to camden, newark, or trenton at night, lock your doors and make sure your windows are up. also, if you are a fan of rap music, turn it off. you will get jumped and/or shot. 8. bonfires and miller light in southampton are your weekend plans, every weekend. (south jersey) 9. speeding on 295 is an art. go 90 mph but make sure you slow down when you go past the rest stop right before the florence exit. theres always a statey being shady and waiting there for you in the insert. 10. take the back roads to lbi, atlantic city, cape may, seaside, and wildwood. getting pulled over on the garden state expressway or the acx isnt worth the 4 points itll put on your license.

in a circle, "Yield" is a merging technique. other new jersey drivers will say you cut them off, but will proceed to do the same thing in a matter of seconds.

23. (New Jersey) (137↑, 74↓)
Ummm..try New Jersey has the highest per capita wealth of any state (that's right more than NY or CT) And of course, we respect NY, a lot of us go into the city very often, and New Jersey is very classy. We have classic prep towns like Ridgewood and lots of celebrities live in Saddle River, among other towns. Bergen County is among the richest in the country and we may be a suburb, but we're close enough to cities like Hoboken that there's something going on all the time. Plus, we have a whole bunch of NY sports teams playing in NJ, like the Jets, Giants, etc. Please respect New Jersey, we respect you guys.

Most of us who live here think that NJ is a great place to live\! Our schools are among the best in the nation, and we have an abundance of fresh air and trees\! We're centrally located so we can enjoy the splendor of many states, NY and CT amongst the many.

24. (new jersey) (132↑, 69↓)
ommon misconceptions: \#1: new jersey is an industrial dump while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in \#2: we say joisey no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r" \#3 we are all poor and ugly wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,

man: oh your from new jersey, what exit? HAHAH NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works man: im gonna go run into a pole now

25. (New Jersey) (111↑, 49↓)
The state with the cheapest gas in the country.. and we don't even have that 'self-serve' shit. If that's not a good example of one of the many reasons NJ is a really good state... I don't know what is. Oh and. By the way. We are -not- all Italian, even in South Jersey.

New Jersey's Regular Unleaded gas Price is like.. what? $2.79? Compared to.. what, over $3 in NY? Exactly.

26. (New Jersey) (154↑, 93↓)
The best state in the country. Is often dissed by Pennsylvanians because of the infamous "Fifteen Miles of Universal Fart" but I'd sure as hell rather smell that than cow manure and all the other shit PA has to offer.

PA Native: You're from Jersey huh? What exit? Jersey Native: 98, fuck-you-very-much.

Author: A Jersey Girl Stuck in PA http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/938596
27. (New Jersey) (124↑, 69↓)
One of the richest and most educated states in this country. If you can't drive, then get the Hell out, because most of us don't have that kind of patience. The only place that really "smells", like the stereotypes say, is Newark, personally. Has some of the best and biggest malls around, and is home to Jay and Silent Bob. If you ask someone from Jersey if they're from "Joisey", you deserve a punch in the face. See also [Awesomeness].

I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, and many states of the South(Currently living in Florida.), and I gotta tell ya... JERSEY KICKS ALL THEIR ASSES\!\!\!

Author: New Jersey Devil http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/1388123
28. (New Jersey) (96↑, 42↓)
noun (see shithole)

Wow, this shithole reminds me of New Jersey\!

29. (New Jersey) (120↑, 68↓)
My Home state. If you haven't been here don't judge because every place has common misconceptions. First of all no one ever says Joisey, seriously no one ever does. North Jersey is influenced by New York and South Jersey is influenced by Philly. That's why in North Jersey alot of people are NY Giants fans and in the southern end people like the Eagles more. Most people here respect New York and love NYC. We also appreciate Philly, we have two of the best cities right next to us. The suburbs of NJ are awesome. The houses are gigantic, most people are friendly, parties all the time, and seasonal weather. We have more Pizza and Bagel shops than all of the west coast and south put together. We are a diverse state, Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, Asian, Indian, all live together. We do have some gang related problems in Newark, Camden, and Trenton but all cities have crime unless they're in the middle of no where. We usually are short tempered people but really nice. Like I said we have seasonal weather, summer = Hot as hell. Fall = Breezy but still wear shorts. Winter = Fucking freezing. Spring = warm and nice. The Jersey shore is really nice, clean water, and big waves. I'm not saying Jersey is better than where you live. I love the West Coast, California and Nevada are amazing. I like the South too, Miami is my favorite city and I want to go to Atlanta and North Carolina. The Mid-West is cool and I love the North East because it's my home. What I'm saying is, I don't think Jersey is better than every other place, but it Isn't even close to being horrible. Don't Judge untill you've seen the entire state.

Ignorant Fuck: New Jersey sucks they have fucked up accents, gangs, and rich snobs in the suburbs. Educated Person: Actully No one speaks with that accent, every city has crime, and not all the suburban people are snobish, they worked hard to make it there.

30. (New Jersey) (123↑, 71↓)
I love New Jersey. There is no other way to explain it. I have traveled all over the country and the world and there is no other place I would rather live. I have lived in Jersey.. no not Joisey... for my whole life until I moved to Tennessee to attend college. I hated it. The day I graduated from college I moved right back home and don't plan on moving out of this state again. Oh, and not to mention that Jersey girls are the hottest\!

Tennessee Idiots: "Oh, you're from JOISEY\! Do you live like the Suprano's?" Me: No, fuck off\! I live in New Jersey on a farm, and i'm not Italian and I don't live like the fuckin Suprano's\!

31. (New Jersey) (110↑, 58↓)
To all you New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians who claim everyone from New Jersy is stupid: New Jersey is ranked fourth in a survey conducted to determine the smartest state (based on high school graduation rates and various other factors). New York placed sixth. Pennsylvania you're not too far behind at number nine. (In case you're wondering which state ranked first; Massachusettes) Suck on that one, Grasshopper.

Dad: Oh, so you're from New Jersey aye? I would be honored if you'd plant your seed in my daughter. Guy from Jersey: I already have. But thanks for the go ahead.

Author: Dictator For Life http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/1413583
32. (new jersey) (80↑, 34↓)
East Coast State. Lots of stereotypes are false about this state just like there are false stereotypes about your state. Information: - Capital is Trenton - Three regions, North, South, Central - We DON'T say Joisey, we say Jurzee - Depending on where you live you are either close to NYC or Philly - Lots of rich suburbs, ghetto cities, and beach towns - The beaches aren't dirty, they are actually clean and have some of the biggest waves I have ever seen - People are really into sports, football, soccer, lax, etc. - Lots of hot girls and a lot of ugly ones too. - It does not smell. If you think it does you obviously have been on outskirts with lots of factories which doesn't smell that bad anyway. - We have lots of pizza shops, bagel stores, and malls. - Most people in Jersey have respect for New York and Pennsylvania. We aren't trying to compete with them, we enjoy there large cities and they enjoy our beaches, fare trade off. - Trenton, Newark, Camden, and Patterson are considered "Ghetto". It doesn't mean you are going to get shot for walking it just means don't be retarded, say the n word, or start shit with people. - Most people are either Philly Eagle Fans or NY Giants fan - A lot of people move here for our schools (good public schools and private schools as well). - We have; irish, jews, blacks, italians, mexicans, pueroricans, hindus, muslims etc. We are a very diverse state - We are a Northeast state - A lot of people here falsey stereotype the south as dumb. I realize that Southnern people are for the most part just as smart. - There are some really good and bad drivers. Honestly the bad ones are Asians, Indians, Old people, and women. - We are short tempered but funny people. - We have some celeberties that were born here. - Right now we have a population of about 10 million. - We know we are small but we are STRONG

Jersey may not be the richest, or have the biggest cities but it's my home. I love it here and so will you if you give it a chance. No one says Joisey. From North Jersey, down to South, and back up again to Central we are strong. We love were we live and wouldn't trade it for the world. MAD LOVE FOR NEW JERSEY, NYC, PHILLY, AND REST OF THE STATES. DOESN'T MATTTER JUST REP WHERE YOU LIVE\!

33. (new jersey) (111↑, 66↓)
The greatest place in the entire continental United States. Everyone who doesn't like New Jersey is a [communist]. There, I said it. Contrary to popular opinion, it doesn't smell there at all, is cleaner than New York, and is home to some of the nicest people ever. Plus, we don't pump our own gas, bitches. Also, home to the most [wiggers] and [emo] kids. New York can have them both.

if you dont like jersey, fine, cuz we dont like you either

34. (New Jersey) (68↑, 27↓)
[Stereotypes]: We all live by malls, factories are everywhere, we apparently have an accent that we've never heard of before, we all are [Italian] and gel our hair, we are just a giant suburb of NY and [Philly], we all smoke alot and we must come from Newark or Atlantic City because those are the only two NJ cities you know. [The Truth]: I can't speak for all of NJ but I do live within 45 minutes of 3 [malls], but what's so bad about that? Factories are only in Northeast Jersey that is real close to [NYC], and they manufacture half the shit you buy, we have to put them somewhere. No one ever says "Joisey", we say [Jurzee] and the [accent] you think we have is more like a crushing combonation of [Staten Island] and Boston. Jersey Accents are more subtle and most people talk like they're from Philly or NY. We aren't all Italian, infact only 17% of NJ is Itailian but yeah I am Italian but there's nothing wrong with that, and no we don't all gel our hair or wear Gucci sunglasses. We are like a giant suburb of NY/Philly but with attitude, our own cities and towns, and a beach. And No we aren't all from [Newark] or AC,there a lot of towns in Jersey that I've never heard of before and I lived here for all my life.

Out-Of-Stater: New Jersey sucks. Jersey Kid: Have you ever even been here? Out-Of-Stater: Yeah I drove by Newark on my way to NYC Jersey Kid: That's not the real New Jersey, that's like going to Compton and saying that you've seen all of California, or going to inner city Detroit and saying you've seen all of Michigan.

35. (new jersey) (107↑, 66↓)
New Jersey is the realist state on earth, we dont have fake TV shows like California. Nj smells like... Trees. We have awesome beaches and rolling hills. Everything in jersey rocks. and the only people that disagree have never been here, or have only been near obnoxious New York. We are the 6th richest state, and somerset is the RICHEST county in america. Yes Nj is the best state.. and anyone who disagree's can come kiss my ass

mmhm. That New Jersey Beach is awesome

36. (New Jersey) (94↑, 55↓)
A geographically and culturally diverse east coast state that is often overshadowed by New York and Philly. New Jersey has many appealing tourist spots and is not given the credit that it deserves. There are, however, a few scary places in New Jersey, such as Camden, with the country's highest murder rate, and the Pine Barrens, where a little critter called the [Jersey Devil] eats helpless and stranded tourists with flat tires on New Jersey's Route 72.

New Jersey: The Garden State

37. (new jersey) (85↑, 49↓)
the best state on the east coast man the state where the most awesome people are, the beach, and the best entertainment...well at least thats what toms river has.....

Nc is soooooo boring...take me back to new jersey

38. (new jersey) (87↑, 53↓)
New Jersey, what's not to like? Most people that put down Jersey havent even stepped foot in the state, so f' them, there opinions don't mean a damn thing. Yeah "yo" is a great attention getter and we say it all the time, is that such a bad thing? At least we aren't going around say "hey ya'll" or "quit being so gnarly dude\!" No we aren't all italian, and no not all of us live like the saprano's. most of the people that act like that werent even born and raised in jersey, they are usually from new york. they only moved here because its safer. yeah newark and camden are mad dangerous at night, but no just because you drive through there doesnt mean you will get shot. just dont stare at people on the streets and act like a dumbass. and no not all of us live off the parkway so quit "what exit are you from" most people dont even refer to exits. we dont call it the beach its the shore, and half the time we only go down there to party. we know exactally where to get alcohol illegally and we arent stupid enough to use a fake idea, just chalk your age you asshole. if you dont drive fast and agressivly, then you dont belong here. if you think jersey smells then i suggest you either stay out or shut your mouth before we take a bat to your head. none of us say "joisey" if anything its more "jerrrrze." every good night ive had ended at a diner at 4am for breakfast after a good night of partying, which always ends with a fight. f' you im from jersey and i love it.

dickwad: hahahaha you said "water" messed up. its because your from "joisey\!" me: yo im from new jersey, would you like a bagel up your ass dickwad?

Author: irishJERSEYgirrlFURREALLL http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/1952901
39. (New Jersey) (75↑, 44↓)
Let me clear somethings up 1. We don't say Joisey, we say [Jurzee] I think we would know how to pronounce our state's name 2. The only part of the state that has industrial factories is in the Northeast part that is real close to NYC 3. We have shores, not beaches 4. We have garbage dumps? Naw, your thinking of [Staten Island], New York home to the biggest dump in the world 5. We're all in the Mafia? Nope, New Jersey is home to Italians, Irish, Blacks, Indians, Jews, and is a diverse state, stop hating on Italian people anyway, I'm Italian and don't know anyone in the mob. 6. We are small boring state? We might be small but it's not THAT boring, we have six flags great adventure, home to King Da Ka, many malls, beaches, cities (Jersey city, Atlantic City, Newark, etc.) and concerts. If you wanna be bored go to North Dakota. 7. We have a horrible accent, like Cawfee, gawjus, dawg, baygal? Not really, our accents are not that strong and a lot of people aren't even born and raised in Jersey. I know people that moved here from Illinois, South Carolina, and New York so alot of people that your hear talking haven't even lived here for half their lives. 8. We're poor? Pshh, as of 2008 we are one of the richest states, yes CT is richer stop bitiching. 9. Suburbia? Yes are our suburbs are home to soccer moms, PTA meetings, and SUV'S. But suburbs are actually not that bad, we don't have to worry about getting shot, or killed, we can stay out late without getting arrested, you get a lot of friends, no racial tension, no gangs, and we all go to colleges. 10. New Jersey is the same everywhere you go in the state? No, Northeast Jersey is industry, Rest of North Jersey like Bergen county are rich, and their are ghettos like Newark, Patterson, and Elizabeth but their not that bad. Central Jersey, home to suburbs, Trenton the state capital and shores. South Jersey has Atlantic City, close to Phily, and the best shores in the state.

Kid: Ew your from Joisey, that's not as good as my state\! Me: I guess you don't like beaches, King Da Ka the highest fastest rollercoaster in the world, Queen Latifah, Redman, Derek Jeter, Kevin Jonas, Ashley Tisdale, The Sopranos, House, Princeton, cause they're all from New Jersey and I'm loving it.

40. (New Jersey) (75↑, 45↓)
New Jersey is a great place to live, notice i didnt say joisey? Its not some gross place that everyone claims it to be. Its not the dump place for New York's garbage, we are payed to take the garbage to Staton Island. NJ also houses one of the safest towns in the nation, second to be exact, Brick, New Jersey. New Jersey is home to many wellknown people like bruce springsteen, bon jovi, jay and silent bob, Queen Latifah, Redman, Catch 22, some Kevin Smith Films like Dogma, and the Sopranos. Were one of the few states in the country who have 24 hour diners, and wawas. Most places in Jersey are walking distance from where you are, so its easy to get around. Its one of the only places in the country where you can have a day trip to New York and Philadelphia is just around the corner. Our beaches are sure to have visitors from all over in the summer coming to see the well-talked-about Jersey Shore. You can also have a day trip to the shore, not the beach, and go home later on. We arent poor either, our average house cost is over $600,000. We are home to Haddonfield, New Jersey, where many movies are filmed and it has been listed as one of the richest towns in the nation recently. Jersey has many attractions to. You can see farms one minute, and the next, see a well developed small city-like neighborhood. Our malls are a great attractions to tourists as well. And dont forget our soccer and our education. With one of the highest graduation and college rates in the country also. I fucken love new jersey.

New Jersey Shore, wawas, and 24 hour diners, what more could you ask for?

41. (New Jersey) (105↑, 76↓)
A great state to live in. People who don't know the truth of Jersey have likely never lived/visited there, and write it off as "boring" or "shitty" when in fact it is very interesting and has a lot to offer. That's why all the obnoxious New York trash (who pronounce it as "Joisey") and Pennsylvanian hick scum come here for vacations. A classy state with classy towns. Home of the Pine Barrens, one of the most unique, beautiful, and important forests in the WORLD, and people have the nerve to say that Jersey smells like pollution (that's only around New York and Philly, fellas). All in all, a totally misunderstood state. Just stay away from Camden.

I went to college in PA and now realize how much it blows compared to New Jersey.

42. (new jersey) (70↑, 47↓)
no, it is not dirty, nor do we say joisey. but no one here should lie and say we dont have lots of malls or live off of an exit of the highway, we all do. jersey girlos DONT have big hair or look like trash. we have awesome emo and punk bands, many local, which are the best kind. so please, if youre gonna criticize jersey, at least make snese, oh and make sure your state isnt worse. most are.

person from midwest: oh youre from jersey? you must be dirty, im sorry. jersey person: yeah, well at least i dont smell like cows, and i know what a building taller than 2 stories looks like\!

Author: im from jersey, so what? http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/1220235
43. (New Jersey) (34↑, 12↓)
The human history of New Jersey began millennia ago with the settlement of the area by Native Americans. European contact began with the exploration of the Jersey Shore by Giovanni da Verrazzano in 1524, At the time of European contact, the area was populated by many tribes of the Lenape. The New Jersey region soon came under the control of the Swedes and the Dutch resulting in a struggle in which the Dutch were victorious. However, the Dutch colony of New Netherlands was seized by the English in 1664. New Jersey was one of the Thirteen Colonies that broke off from Britain in the American Revolution, adopting the Declaration of Independence in 1776. Becoming a state upon the formation of the United States, New Jersey saw significant action during the American Revolutionary War. New Jersey's delegates signed the Articles of Confederation in 1779 and Princeton acted as the nation's capital for four months in 1783. In 1787, New Jersey became the third state to ratify the United States Constitution. In the 19th century, New Jersey cities led the nation into the Industrial Revolution and provided soldiers for many of the wars the United States fought, including 88,000 soldiers for the American Civil War. The state became a component of the Underground Railroad. The state's transportation system continued to improve with the construction of canals and more rail lines that helped industrialization further develop.

New Jersey is a US state.

44. (New Jersey) (83↑, 61↓)
Ahhh .. New Jersey .. you just gotta love it. I grew up in South Jersey .. where the typical Friday & Saturday night parties started in a peach orchard and ended in a diner. If there was nothing left to do .. we'd drive down the shore knowing that there was definitely something to occupy us there. Then drive back in the middle of the night dodging the deer on 55 or Delsea Drive. Us South Jersians never drove on the expressway or parkway .. it was either 55 or Delsea. If you're from South Jersey, you know what Heritages is .. and you know what 1/2 price hoagie day was. You know that 15 years ago it was safe to be in Camden during the day .. but NOT at night .. now you know that it's not safe to be in Camden period. You most likely sat in a classroom before summer vacation .. with the windows open and the warm fresh smell of horse maneur lurking in the room. You know about the NJ devil and you often thought about him while peeing in the woods at night .. c'mon .. you know you did\! You know that Cheese Whiz on a cheesesteak is totally UNACCEPTABLE .. it's either american cheese or provolone. We say Woo-der .. not Waa-der. We also say Raa-diatior .. not Ray-diator. We also say Crick .. not Creek (Mantua Crick). Yo is a great attention getter ... and yous guys is our trademark. You can take me outta NJ .. but you can't take the NJ outta me\!

Outta Staters in a Circle: "oh my god, how do you drive around one of these? I guess I'll just slam on my brakes and wait here until all these cars are done flying by me" Jersian in the Cirlce behind the Outta Staters: "You fuckin incompetant shit\! Just fuckin go\! You don't stop in a circle you fuckhead\!"

45. (new jersey) (67↑, 53↓)
common misconceptions: \#1: new jersey is an industrial dump while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in \#2: we say joisey no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r" \#3 we are all poor and ugly wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,

man: oh your from new jersey, what exit? HAHAH NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works man: im gonna go run into a pole now

46. (New Jersey) (35↑, 21↓)
A radioactive wasteland you may mistakenly find yourself should you be visiting New York. If you end up here it likely means you accidentally entered the on ramp for the Lincoln Tunnel. Either that or you're trying to get to Pennsylvania or all other points west. The inhabitants of North Jersey are orange-skinned freaks who speak a bastardized pastiche of English, Italian, and Ebonics and who eke out meager livings selling drugs and extorting local businesses for protection money. The inhabitants of South Jersey are cannibalistic subhuman swamp people who live in mud huts deep in the wilderness of the Pine Barrens. They will rape and then devour the unfortunate soul who wanders into their domain and search his remains for money to use on the slots in Atlantic City, their only potential source of income.

Shit, we're in New Jersey. Don't panic, just keep the windows rolled up and the doors locked.

Author: Hubert Cumberdale Jr. http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/4818570
47. (New Jersey) (17↑, 7↓)
A state that happens to be across the river from New York City. It catches a lot of shit for this unavoidable accident of geography. If Iowa was across the river from New York City, we'd all be watching "Iowa Shore" right now and making fun of the guidos. In spite of this situation, my unscientific assessment of the asshole population in New Jersey is that the ratio of assholes to regular folks actually places "Jersey" among the more decent of the of American states, ranking somewhere between Tennessee and Colorado, whereas if you gleaned your perception of New Jersey from our popular culture, you might think it was a place as asshole-ridden as Massachusetts or Florida. Overall, a great place to be from. It is affluent, highly-educated, and densely populated but down-to-earth and diverse. The best ethnic food is in New Jersey. Every celebrity you can think of is from New Jersey. Bruce Springsteen wrote a lot of songs about getting the fuck out of New Jersey, but continues to represent by living there, so recognize.

-Where are you from? -New Jersey

48. (New Jersey) (33↑, 23↓)
A state in the U.S.A. Home to The Misfits, Bruce Springsteen and My Chemical Romance. Just like most other cities. Has it's fair share of crime but hey, where doesn't? The American version of Manchester (definition also provided for Manchester). Enjoy

'So, where you from?' 'Jersey' 'Channel Islands?' 'Nah, New Jersey.' 'Ahh cool. What you want for lunch?'

49. (New Jersey) (10↑, 2↓)
The Worst State in the freakin Union. Crappy things come out of it like Snooky, the entire shoreline, and horrible sports teams. A comparative noun used to describe how bad somebody hates something

1. Dude, why are we going to New Jersey, everyone knows any other eastern coastal states is better than New Jersey. 2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey

50. (New Jersey) (11↑, 3↓)
The biggest piece of shit in the UNION. Smells like Bigfoot's dick mixed with Snookie's pussy juice. The arm pits of New York City and Philly. Full of orange blowout faggets that like to fist pump. Does not have the concept of the real world and thinks every one is out the get them. Women are cocky fat sluts who think they are hot and frequent abortion clinics. A place to go if you want to get a blow out from all the pot holes in the streets, and have your car stolen while you go for help. Your only real ambition as a person from New Jersey is to move to New York. A great place to get cheap drugs on any city street corner.

New Jersey, cause hell was full.

51. (New Jersey) (63↑, 55↓)
The best state in the nation. A place where the people are real and lively. I live out here temporarily in fucking Minnesota, where I met people from all over the country, and let me tell you, they are some of the dumbest, coldest, boring, assholes you could ever meet. Not nearly as arrogant as most New Yorkers or stupid as Philadelphians, but dumb none the less. NJ is a place with a beach that bennies and shoobies occupy every year, yet they know how to make fun of our state. If it was so bad, then let those Philly people play with the liberty bell and pick corn with the Amish, and those New Yorkers help mug the muggers. NJ is the only place you can go out, and meet women who are actually beautiful and not simple. So I say fuck the rest and lets enjoy our Jersey\! TR in the house Baby\!

Women may not be easy in NJ but when you get them, its sweeter\! Her in Minnesota, women are easy, and all have babies by 17. No fun\!

Author: Mikey Mike of NJ http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/1411419
52. (New Jersey) (10↑, 3↓)
A shittier version of Florida. New Jersey is: Overcrowded with arrogant people. When they have a nickel, they act as if they have a dollar. They are very showy people. The people of New Jersey act much dumber than they truly are, as they have made being stupid seem cool. Thanks Jersey Shore.

Person from New Jersey: Yo, just got my paycheck. Gotta show off to the ladies so I'm gonna spend this shit tonight. You in? Person from a different state: No, I'm going to save up to get the house of my dreams in 5 years. NJ: Man that's fucking stupid.

53. (New Jersey) (11↑, 4↓)
A common misconception of residents in New Jersey is the individuals on the Jersey Shore. People in New Jersey are commonly stereotyped as steroid poppin', hair spiked, orange douche-bags or for women extensions in hair, fake long nails, orange bitches. To your surprise, people from New Jersey happen to be normal human beings. The only areas with the New Jersey stereotype are in the Jersey Shore and most of those people are from New York or Philadelphia. The people who are from New Jersey and follow the stereotype are despised by the normal folk in New Jersey. Most of us do not speak with an accent, do not say "Joisey", pronounce the words "dog" and "talk" properly and are completely aware there is not a "w" in either of those words. If you do your research you will find that most of the people on the MTV reality show "Jersey Shore" are from New York. Trust me, whenever we see that New Jersey stereotype we too despise him and classify he/she as "Douche". To sum this all up, the stereotype is false. We are normal people. The only people who follow the stereotype are New Yorkers, Philadelphians, and the common anus.

- I have lived in New Jersey my entire life. Person \#1: I'm from New Jersey. Person \#2: No you're not\! Person \#1: Yes I am... Person \#2: No, if you were you would have an accent and say "Joisey" HAHAHAHAHAH\! Person \#1: Die, away from me... Stereotype: [Douche]

54. (New Jersey) (26↑, 19↓)
A Northeastern state strongly dependent on the New York City economy for their lively-hood. People come to live here who are looking for a suburban life, but can't afford to live in Connecticut. Famed for being trashy and smelly, probably because the state of Connecticut and city of New York pay them to take our gross trash off our hands for us. Not sure why they insist on charging obscene amounts of tolls to use their sub-par highways, when our great state allows them to commute on all our highways for free, probably because they suck and can't afford to pay for their highways on their own. Also known as the cancer of the tri-state. If you look around and see a 6-lane wide traffic jam, a shopping mall to one side and a land fill to the other, chances have it you're probably in New Jersey.

Wow... look how much New Jersey sucks. Yeahhh, thank God we're from Connecticut.

55. (New Jersey) (40↑, 33↓)
we don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. we say fuck you to everything. we are the best state in the coutry and we let everyone know it. Cawfee , pizza , boardwalk subs and cheese fries are life. The highest paid teachers in the country and the top 5 in education every year. There's two parts Dirty Jersey and South Jersey. you know where your from by the girls.we dont have a professional baseball team but we take the yankees in like they're are own. yes, we take ownership of both new york football teams that play in new jersey....and the devils they rock\!

Texan: Fuck you im from texas New Jersian: Bitch fuck you im from jersey New Jersey is the only place in the country to live.

56. (New Jersey) (69↑, 62↓)
New Jersey is practically the best state to live in on earth. I lived there from the time i was born, to when i was 16 years, 5 months, 15 days, 15 hours, and 20 minutes, yes i have that figured out to the exact moment. I love new jersey\! I miss it now that i moved to NC. What most people don't know is that Jersey doesn't *smell* like everyone thinks. Sure there are some place where it smells like a sewer, but there are also places that make it smell the best on earth. In Jersey you can go anywhere within 20 minutes of driving, and get anything you want. food? Chinese, Mandarin, Asian, Italian, Germany, Thai, Irish, you name it, we've got it. It's also the only place other than NYC where you can get a decent pizza. Anyone who lives elsewhere known nothing of what good pizza is. They don't understand how to make it. you need the proper equipment (proper equipment: an italian mafia family) We are home to a GREATY Ivy league University (Princeton). We have many great other schools around. In the North for Example, Farleigh Dickenson, and Rutgers. Plus we are within a 30 minute drive into the most fantastic place you'll ever know, NYC. Property value is high in New Jersey, if you own a large piece of land, sell it now. Because there are NO large pieces left. You can get to 3 different malls within 20 miles of your home. No one from Jersey call it "Joisey", unless we are making fun of the people who do. Turnpike jokes arent' funny, quit asking. No, no one in NJ has ever pumped their own gas, its illegal. We have a great lottery.

New Jersey is the best place on earth, if you disagree i will smack you\! *smacks*

57. (new jersey) (48↑, 42↓)
The best damn state there is. New Jersey is in the tri-state area somewhere mashed inbetween New York, Philly and Delaware. I love how people from out of state "know" so much about Jersey\! They think Jersey is dirty and so are the people\! I bet they will say that "out of state"\! From Atlantic City to Newark Jersey is full of the best mix of ITALIANS, BLACKS, PUERTO RICANS, AND HINDU'S in the world\! More people would agree we were the GARDEN STATE if they came and smoked some of our shit--Especially the shit from camden\! oh, and Camden, aka, CMD, IS off the chain\! People always talk shit and say dont go there at night, I BEEN THERE AT NIGHT\! Plenty of times, aint nothin wrong wit that place\! I was livin there and yea the shit is bad but damn, give it a fuckin break\! Anyways, Jersey is the home of the most Bangin ITALIAN GIRLS and fine ass NIGGAS\!

"New Jersey's Finest"

58. (New Jersey) (10↑, 5↓)
By far the worst of all states in the country...And I've lived in 8 states. I'm only here b/c I have to be(military). \#1 highest taxes in the country. Ugliest beaches of the east coast. Jug handles...google it if you don't know what these are. Roads are all untaken care of and riddled with potholes. Everything is way more expensive than it would be anywhere else. Jersey has the most reported cases of Lyme Disease. Scenery=nothing but ugly pine barrons. Highest auto insurance in the country. Overpopulation. Corruption. High crime. Can't afford to live somewhere away from the crime unless you make \>$500,000 a year.

A $15 toll? Thats New Jersey for you.

59. (New Jersey) (13↑, 8↓)
Best definition I've ever heard for Jersey, taken from the movie Eddie and the Cruisers II, Eddie Lives\!: Diane: You really enjoy this life, don’t you? Always travelling? Eddie: Still miss Jersey. Diane: (scoffs) And what’s so special about Jersey? Eddie: Baby, there’s nowhere else in the world like the Garden State. You got miles of swamps and mountains of dumps, different-coloured rivers, automobile graveyards, breweries, factories, ballparks, all mixed up together. It’s the best place to live. Diane: Uh-huh. Then why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way? Eddie: Ooh.

New Jersey--nothing else is quite the same.

Author: ForgottenValkyrie http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/4487920
60. (New Jersey) (14↑, 9↓)
The illest, most hardcore state in America. The ghettos are the most ghettoy in the world and the rich parts are the richest in the world. North Jersey is the car jacking capital of the world, with Newark having more car jackings than NYC and LA combined. New Jersey is also home to some of the richest counties in the country, such as Hunterdon Country, Somerset County, Morris County, and Bergen County. In short New Jersey goes harder than any other state

Non-New Jerseyian: "hey man whats it like to like in shitty JOISEY hehehe" New Jerseyian: Ya know what mutherfucker, get out da car, it's mine now

61. (New Jersey) (37↑, 32↓)
A plague sent from the North to ruin everyone's college experiences. Also a state near New York.

wow, college used to be fun...until kids from new jersey showed up. How come bars only play techno music and you can no longer wear sneakers or hats with tilted brims? Oh, because all these jersey kids just showed up and starting taking jager bombs and drinking coors light. Why did girls start hiding in their dorm rooms? Bc all these kids from new jersey keep trying to start fights over them to prove their manliness.

62. (New Jersey) (18↑, 13↓)
the home state of one of the greatest [troubadour]s of [rock'n'roll] - [Bruce Springsteen]\! Also the state name is the name of a [1988] [Bon Jovi] album.

The first time I ever saw the [Atlantic Ocean] (and waded in it) was at Seaside Heights, New Jersey. I was 15 years old at the time.

63. (new jersey) (63↑, 58↓)
A state thought to be the perilous armpit of the nation, until a young man attended The Military College of Vermont(Norwich) and discovered a large quantity of whores and unhuman looking people. This cadet claims to have never heard "Jersey" pronounced "Joisy" either.

There is no condescending name for New Jersey such as "vermonsters" in VT or "commiefornia" for CA.

64. (new jersey) (37↑, 33↓)
The worst state in the history of the US. Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.

"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people" "that's cause it's new jersey" "oh. It's the worst state ever..."

65. (New Jersey) (2↑, 0↓)
A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.

New Jersey- You're either filthy rich or fucking slummed.

66. (New Jersey) (8↑, 6↓)
The most miss understood place in the USA due to all the trashy idiots on tv. New Jersey is not really like that don't judge a book by it's cover.

If you've never been to places in New Jersey like Caldwell, Montville, Trenton, Livingston, West Essex, Devor, and Springfield you can't judge New Jersey. Also if you haven't met all te people in New Jersey you can't judge people from New Jersey.

67. (New Jersey) (9↑, 7↓)
The great state that ended up being the play toy of the fucking idiots of MTV and the Jersey Shore. A show that has no point to exist and should be thrown off air immediately and no I'm not from joisey.

Hey where you from. New Jersey Oh youz from Joizey No, I'm from New Jersey. You need special ed-classes.

68. (New Jersey) (4↑, 2↓)
Not New York.

-Have you been to New York yet? -Yeah, I were in New Jersey the other week. -Dude.

Author: Mister Sheilaman http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/5158788
69. (New Jersey) (34↑, 32↓)
Essentially, a giant suburban landscape filled to the brim with strip malls, outdoor shopping plazas with god forsaken asphalt seas, and awful drivers to complete the package. I've lived in the state all my life and it has provided me nothing but agonizing years of pain and boredom. While some parts of the state feature fairly attractive rural areas, quaint towns untouched by idiotic guido scum and historic architecture, the majority of it is housing developments and moronic people who never got up and moved west but would rather pay exuberent taxes. The McMansion reigns supreme and it takes forever to drive anywhere. It is the worst example of post-war America next to Long Island and Los Angeles. Mediocre public transport, identical housing tracts, and bland boring suburban culture. New Jersey can be divided into three parts, North, Central, and South. The North, it is populated by your typical Bergen county types who range from retarded Italians to cracked out minority. Despite it's proximity to New York, it is fairly unsafe and still suffers from extreme amounts of crime and poverty. Central New Jersey is the heart of suburbia as it lacks access to nothing worthwhile aside malls and diners, which in turn, are boring and pathetic examples of pride which others deem them. Princeton University is located here, but most people in New Jersey rarely visit it considering Princeton is one large Asian fortress that keeps to it's own. Southern New Jersey is the epitome of the country but with all the charm of being mentally ill. Despite proximity to Philadelphia, it too suffers from crime in nearby Camden. And then there's the shore, or beach areas. Basically overpriced slums with a wooden walkway known as a boardwalk for you to fritter away your time before you return to your respective suburb. Do not come to New Jersey. It's like everywhere else in America that you hate, but worse.

New Jersey is awful, I'm moving to California.

Author: New Jersey Blows http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/4180106
70. (New Jersey) (19↑, 17↓)
okay okay, i sat back and read half the definitions that these white people in Jersey typed and i dont have a problem with it at all. Yes, Jersey is the best place, but its also one of the poorest places also. Majority of the people in the South Jersey area such as Hanover, Brick, Hamilton and all that other stuff has it kinda good that the people up in Essex and Union County. New Jersey is by far the only state to have the most safest and most dangerous city in the nation. But if you havent noticed, there's 2 most safest cities (Hamilton and Brick) and 4 most dangerous cities. (Trenton, Camden, Newark, & Jersey City) What does that tell you? Yes, Jersey is the home of plenty celebrities and happens to be one of the best places you can be from. But dont come and think everything will be all smiles and laughter because you're thinking wrong. Take a trip to Irvington, East Orange, or Elizabeth with a nice sidekick or even a cell phone. Let's just hope you make it out alive.

New Jersey, home of the good and the bad, expect the un-expected.

71. (new jersey) (41↑, 39↓)
New Jersey is the epitome of what the United States of America wishes it were as a whole: an affluent, educated, close-knit, and generally safe place to live. We have more millionaires and diners here than anywhere else, and we like it that way. We feel the need to drop the "New" in our name since no one gives a shit about the "old" Jersey across the Atlantic, so fuck them. Accent? Yeah, what's it to ya?--Joisey? Fuck that asshole whoever spread that rumor. The people here are in fact better than anyone in your third-world state since they know you are just a scuzz trying to blindly badmouth the best place on Earth due to pure jealosy. Girls here aren't skanky, and we drive fast because we actually have shit to do, unlike your hillbilly self who sits around playing the banjo or some shit. In conclusion, you wish you were a resident in the greatest state ever concieved.

Person from Pennsylvania: "Your state smells." -Reply from a real New Jersey resident: "That's because we're stuck next to your hick-ass shithole of a state, so go fuck yourself." Person from the South: "I'm lost on the Turnpike." -Reply from a real New Jersey resident: "Turn the fuck around before you drop our statewide IQ 20 points."

72. (New Jersey) (1↑, 0↓)
New Jersey = The [Arkansas] of the East Coast. People from New Jersey are very proud of their state and the distinct flavor of [white trash] that comes with it.

"Can you believe that Cops was shodowing the police in Newark?" "No, they keep it pretty busy over there" "New Jersey... New York's garbage dump"

73. (New Jersey) (29↑, 28↓)
A nasty brown stain between New York and Pennsylvania, with twice the corruption and none of the charm of either. The butt of every joke about the East Coast. The state that makes the rest of the northeast feel good about itself. A state whose residents have giant egos for no discernible reason and consider the urban wasteland seen from the Turnpike or Parkway as "scenery". Kinda like Connecticut if someone had urinated all over it and converted half of it into a toxic waste dump. A place where green air and glowing rivers are as common as big press-on fingernails and fake Luis Vuitton purses. The average IQ is "functionally retarded" but don't tell them that, because the mongoloid greaseball douchebags who inhabit "Joisey" will start a fight over anything. I'd be that miserable too if I had to live there. A fetid sewer of a state.

I just died and descended to the ninth circle of hell, where I am chained to a wall of fire and flogged with spike-covered whips for eternity. But hey, at least I'm not in New Jersey.

74. (New Jersey) (23↑, 22↓)
A damn good state that could kick your state's butt.

There are lots of reasons why New Jersey rocks. We have some of the best colleges in the country (Princeton, Rutgers). We have lots of sports teams, like the Nets, Jets, Giants, Devils, and we always follow New York teams too. We've got a great outlook on life, even if we do live in one of the most corrupt states in the country, and we're never afraid to have fun. We have the best music scene outside of England, hands freaking down. My Chemical Romance, Bruce Springsteen, Fountains of Wayne.... seriously, the list doesn't end. We have the best food in the country. We have the most diners out of any state. We know that hot dogs should always be deep fried until the casing gets ripped (only people from North Jersey know what I'm talking about). We've got the best pizza anywhere, even better than you, Chicago. And look no further than Jersey for the best damn Italian food you've ever had. One more thing: Us Jersey girls make the best girlfriends. I could go on for more, but I won't. Jersey rules. Eat it.

75. (New Jersey) (3↑, 3↓)
A festering shit-hole located on the east coast. It's main dump is next to a major highway and brings forth a state-wide stench only comparable to the brotworst eating inhabitants' wet morning beer farts. It breeds some of the most worthless sub-human mutants on earth and is considered to be the unwashed crotch of the US. A place where the very word itself makes oneself puke in his soup, and gives children nightmares of disease infested, flea ridden prostitutes that overcharge.

"For crimes commited against humanity including 27 counts of rape, 90 counts of murder, 32 acts of piracy, and other crimes against humanity, I setence you for life imprisonment... In New Jersey"\! "KILL ME NOW\! The punishment is more than i can bare i dont deserve this"\! ".... You know he really didn't do enough to deserve that after all".

Author: ProfessorHWMaroon http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/5486236
76. (New Jersey) (6↑, 6↓)
Excluding Atlantic City and parts of the Jersey shore, a state that is no where near as good as both downstate and upstate New York. Despite the stereotypes, New York is much more real, less materialistic, and has more interesting towns and places to hang out.

Johnny grew up in Bergen County, New Jersey but went to school in New Paltz, he always says how much nicer New York is and eventually wants to move there. Mary: Hey want to check out the newest bags from coach and sunglasses from Chanel at the Garden State Plaza? Then we can go to the diner Jess: Why go to the Garden State Plaza when you can go skiing in the Adirondacks, sightseeing at Niagara Falls, and go party in the Hamptons?

77. (New Jersey) (34↑, 34↓)
Truly the best state in the nation. We're the [richest] in terms of income. So the next time you diss us, remember, if we seceded from the nation, we'd be the richest independent nation in the world\! We also pimp because we're in between [New York City] and Philadelphia. We got the beach and the mountains. The only other state that can come close is [California] and that's too freakin' big. Simply said, we are the best. We're home to all the [emo] bands. We have the best drivers and we don't pump our gas. We're also home of the best ivy (yes, that's [Princeton]). Harvard is actually second. Despite Trenton, Camden, and Newark's bad reps, the rest of us are preppy, wealthy, and can kick your fat ass. [Morris County], [Somerset County], and [Hunterdon County] are richer than the rest of the damn country. We're home of [LAX], manymanymany Mercedes Benz, Jaguars, Beemers, and your mom. [Short Hills Mall] anyone? We're in the books, the movies, our stars are on the big screen. We're ubiquitous. Now suck it. Yeah, don't hate. Worship us, bitch. And don't hate just 'cos you can't afford to live here.

Non New Jersey-ite: Oh, you're from New Jersey? New Jersey-ite: Yeah, I am. Now, pump my gas. *Non New Jersey-ite pumps the Jersey-ite's gas*

78. (new jersey) (3↑, 4↓)
basically a shit hole

dude im going to new jersey why would you got to new jersey its a shit hole

79. (New Jersey) (3↑, 4↓)
the home of the most annoying human beings on the planet. not to mention the worst drivers. and anyone that says they don't live up to the stereotypes and get all bent out of shape about it when someone complains about them, are those assholes in denial.

i've been to new jersey. what a bunch of ignorant jerks.

Author: thehellwithjersey http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/5561703
80. (New Jersey) (4↑, 5↓)
I was born and have lived in this state all my life and love it. Yes if you're a true new jerseyian, you are conceited. Deal with it outsiders. New Jersey IS the best GOD DAMN STATE and I'll tell you why. Most of the successful people come from the state. Most of the smart people come from this state too. AND NO, I'M NOT AN IGNORANT NEW JERSEY GIRL. Yes we do have our skanks. BUT SO DOES CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, GEORGIA AND FLORIDA; The list goes on so if that's ignorant, fuck you, you damn fool. Most people of other states are jealous because we dress better (and match), we're fucking hot as shit, and a majority of new jerseyians are rich and spoiled. Discrimination happens...rarely. You have ghetto whites and blacks. You have a shit load of rich blacks...i for one am one and i like it. Many blacks are smart here. You'll find a whole bunch of blacks in AP courses. Everyone here owns atleast one pair of uggs, converse, nike, coach, juicy or any other name brand. So dont say people are poor because even people in newark have better cars than half of the people in other states. Yeah if your a southerner, then sit down because people in newark even have bigger houses than you and theyre suppose to be the poor town. Now most people get cars for christmas or birthdays. They range from Lexus to jeep to Range rover. we like the most expensive ones. When we go to the jersey shore, we say DTS (down the shore) learn it, live it, love it. We smell? Yah, .000000000001% of the state.

We have a reason to be conceited. What, we cant be confident? all the other states need a Self esteem boost. People are mad because they can't be as hot as us and can't get a new jerseyian. oh, and Btw, we dont pump our gas, we pump our fists because we're just that fucking great. In conclusion, New Jersey is the best fucking state. GET AT US

Author: dirtyjerseybitches http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/5484696
81. (new jersey) (3↑, 4↓)
the most misunderstood place in the world

Are you from Jersey? Yeah. Yeah, Jersey Shore fist pump\! No, people from New Jersey don't do that. It's fake it's a tv show and the people aren't even from New Jersey.

82. (New Jersey) (11↑, 12↓)
Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

83. (New Jersey) (21↑, 22↓)
why do people think our state is so bad. have u even been to nj? when people from like california think of us they think: we say joisey we're all italian our state is a dump what we're really like: we say jurzee, not joisey. who the fuck came up w/ joisey? we're not all italian, im not italian, im german and irish. and other fucking european countries our state isnt a dump\! only the borders are and near NYC we can get our gas pumped for us, so wen its -2 degrees out, sucks for you\! oh ya the bes band is from here: bon jovi\!

Fucked Up Person from like ND: eww u guys are dirty and who says joisey? Awesome Person from New Jersey: 1. we're not dirty,at least we have a city and 2. i dont kno anyone from JERSEY who says joisey

84. (new jersey) (15↑, 16↓)
first off can i just say that we dont pronounce it "joisey". its "jersey" secondly we probably have the most in your face attitude in the world. no we arent bitches, we just dont let anyone walk all over us. unlike you other people we actually know how to drive. and its not called the beach. its called the shore. so fuck off. loveeeeeeee \<3

person: "where are you from?" new jersey girl: "new jersey." person: "oh, i can tell." new jersey girl: "what the fuck is that supposed to mean."

85. (New Jersey) (13↑, 14↓)
The richest state by per capita income in the US that contains the richest town in the US, the richest county in the US, and the richest area in the world. Better than Connecticut

That rich bro that be droppin g's must be from New Jersey.

86. (new jersey) (51↑, 52↓)
jersey is a place where the livings eassyy..its a wealthy state and clean but it has bad areas.. ppl who make fun of jerseyy and the way it smells or whatever its either uve never been here.. or youve only been right outside of new york..where of course its not gonna be great cause all the factories are there..assholess... i would have to say that some/part of new jersey is "ghetto" haha.. up north bye the city is gangs drugs ppl getting killed.. but most of jersey is fucking amaziing..its basicly ruled b y the teenagers..around here your grades dont usually matter.. you loose your viriginity in middle school...start using a bong before your 12.. and thats the way most of us like it ..tehres part of jersey thats for rich smart people ..but down here.. its hot all the time..you wake upp when u wanna .. skate around with ur frends go to the beach and party at night on the boardwalk.. FUCKING CALIFORNIANS are saying all this shit about jersey... well im sure californina is great but seriosuly.. u say u have nice beaches... so do we... u say you have pretty girls... trust me so do we..there all beautiful... u say were white trash..well some of us are.. and its good that way haha.. our state is filled with beaches..boardwalks .. skateparks.. drugs.. crime.. money.. fucking action. ..rock n roll... 60s music we live easy and own your state..thats the way we like it..anyway all your gay trends .. alot of them start here with our little middle school girls.. btw nj is known for its great band scene..its full of underground local bands for kids who wanna mosh take lsd and party all night... but if ur getto or whatever... stay up north were u can join a gang and get pregnant at 11.. its cool we dont mind..most of us are fun loving hippies anyway..or down to earth rockkers who think u should go fuck urself if u diss us........ anyone agree? hahahhahahaa

im from and in new jersey and its better then where you live..faggots

Author: suck my cock and call me josaphene http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/1878092
87. (new jersey) (61↑, 62↓)
New Jersey is the shiznit yo. All you people from Pennsylvania, New York, and the rest of the worl who think its trashy, ur fuckin' wronge. This place is the best. We got hot girls, long beaches, good food. All of u faggits got noth'n on NEW JERSEY. We'll fight u all. PEACE OUT\!

Were bad to the bone mother fuck'r

88. (New Jersey) (72↑, 73↓)
One bitchin' state where all these losers are hatin' because they're just jealous of the superiority. They can't handle east coast champions Nets or Stanely Cup winning Devils. So suck your penis or dildo you haters.

Dude: Yo man i was in Jersey Fat Dude: No way man thats so fucking awesome\!

89. (New Jersey) (71↑, 72↓)
Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, [weed]. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes [emo], because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey? person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent Me :: pulls out 9 ::

90. (New Jersey) (0↑, 2↓)
A state on the East Coast near New York City and Philadelphia. First off (this goes for all you New Yorkers), we are not called fucking JOIISEEYY. No not all of New Jersey looks like the Meadowlands. We have rich suburbs in Bergen County like [Ridgewood], Woodcliff Lake, and Saddle River but we also have really ghetto places like [Newark], Paterson, and Trenton. It is home to whites, latinos, blacks, and asians with no race really having a majority. Also, the [Jersey Shore] is nothing like the idiotic MTV show, and they're actually some of the funnest beaches around. New Yorkers think they're better because they're more "cultured" and "sophisitcated" while they live in 1 bedroom apartments and have never even been to New Jersey. No we are not all [guido]s and only some of us are even Italian. Every kid here gets a car at 17 and even though we have shitty weather at times, it is better than the boring ass weather in [Seattle] and [LA].

New Yorker: Oh my gawd all those people from Joisy are so stupid and crazy, just like The Sitch, and Ron and Sam. New Jerseyan: Um no actually no one is like that and I'm not even Italian. By the away is everyone from New York ugly and a bad driver?

91. (New Jersey) (2↑, 4↓)
I'm from jersey, and i have always lived there, until now. My family sadly has just moved outside of the country for my dads job. And it is extremly hard only being able to go back to NJ only twice a year. I love New Jersey so much, and when i talk about everyday in school, the only responces i get are, "hahahaha ur from new joisie\!\!\!" They just dont know, they havent even been to america. There are so many ways to define new jersey so its hard to pick a definition..the people are so nice, sure bad driving (but thats wat makes it fun) no not every person in new jersey relates to someone from the tv show "jersey shore", parts can be poor, but also have the richest towns in the nation. Bruce Sprinsteen, julia childs are from NJ. We have one of the best collages in the nation.....so thats right haters, u dont know how jersey is.....so stop hatin.

example: hater: hahahaha ur from JOISIE jersian: no, im from New Jersey hater: no its pronounced JOISIE jersian: yea how do u know i have an accent hater: cause everybody from JOISIE does jersian:have u ever been there? hater: ..no jersian: right, enough said

Author: summitsister2468 http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/5826088
92. (New Jersey) (1↑, 3↓)
The state where the Statue of Liberty is.

Located within New Jersey waters off Liberty State Park on the 12 acre Liberty Island (...), the Statue of Liberty stands 305'1" from ground to the tip of the torch looking out over NY Harbor.

93. (New Jersey) (7↑, 9↓)
New Jersey is SCUM. In every possible way. Home to some of the most dangerous overall cities in the country: Newark, Camden, Trenton, Paterson, etc. Any so-called culture the state has is the SAME EXACT thing as NY's and Philly's.. Not all of it is industrialized, but mostly suburban. There is very little natural beauty left, though. There's a shore? YAY\!\!\!\! No other states have that, right?? Gimme a break. Yes, there is no school on Jewish holidays. Just goes to show how annoyingly liberal the state is. The difference between NY and NJ? NJ is in the way.

The people of New Jersey love to think they're hot shit, when really they're full of it. And yes, I can say that, because I've lived here all my life.

Author: StayAwayFromNewJersey http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/5460295
94. (New Jersey) (9↑, 11↓)
Land of conspicuous consumption, Italians, dark hair, guidos, aggressive drivers, malls, diners, high property taxes, heavily-accented syllables, jughandles and the infamous Jersey shore. I think that sums it up.

If you want to make sure that your mortgage payment is among the highest in the country, live in New Jersey. The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.

95. (New Jersey) (31↑, 33↓)
The state containing the number one town to live in in the USA. (Moorestown, New Jersey) The state that is stereotyped to be full of Italian mobs. And South Jersey is actually a much nicer place to live than the North. NJ accents are just like those of all the TV commercials. So whenever Southerners say, "Ya'll have an accent\!" they're actually wrong because People from NJ talk just the same as all the famous people on TV and in movies.

Person One: I'm from New Jersey\! Person Two: Ew. Person One: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun.

96. (New Jersey) (72↑, 74↓)
The Best State in the country\! People that hate New Jersey are true lusers. This state is the best for a million reasons. One reason is because it has the best beaches in the world. Another reason it is the best is becuase every part of NJ is REALLY REALLY REALLY rich\! It is also the wealthiest and most expenicive state to live in\! (average home cost in NJ is over $700,000\!\!\!\!\!\!) Thats Hott.

Q: Where you from? A: New Jersey. Q: Jeez, you must be super rich.

97. (New Jersey) (3↑, 6↓)
A state most people in America would like to see set on fire & have a bonfire around

Dude, did you see Jersey Shore? It shows what New Jersey is like -Yea, we gotta set that state on fire now

98. (new jersey) (2↑, 5↓)
I've lived in new jersey my whole life and people are giving it more credit then it deserves. new jersey is one of the most smartest states? yeah that can be true based on where you live. but if you go more down like central(yes it is real) and south you'll find people are stupid. we are rude, loud, ignorant, and yes we will tell you off. if we bump into you we will say sorry give you a dirty look and think they really should watch were they were going. we don't pump our gas we have people do it for us. most of the people that live here are ITALIAN but don't get us mixed up with the jersey shore, most of them live in new york. we don't pump our fist, unless were punching you. we move fast here, we are NOT like people down south who move like turtles. you will notice that we are impatient. we will say "fuck & yo" a lot. we say yeah instead of yes. we have a "edumaction" not an education. we have the MOST EXPENSIVE drivers insurance. there is more people here then the state can fit. WE NEVER SAY NEW JOISEY\! we are clearly from new JERSEY. but don't get us wrong we do say cowfee and twalk.

someone from north carolina: where are you from new jersey person: new jersey someone from north carolina: i can tell, you want everything at a fast passe.

99. (New Jersey) (2↑, 5↓)
The absolute worst excuse for a state. Less formally known as the armpit of America. A place where the people are so ignorant that only they can be proud to claim they are from New Jersey. The state has a strong and offensive odor to it, much like that of an overfilled garbage dump. It is cholk-full of guidos who bathe in tanning spray and axe and regurlarly spike their hair up with a ridiculous amount of gel. Also, it is illegal to pump your own gas there, a very smart law for the local government to pass because the danger of letting a New Jersey citizen handle a gas pump would be enormous due to their low I.Q. People from this area often visit New York City where they are despised by the majority of New Yorkers. There are more garbage dumps in New Jersey per square mile than any other state in the nation and it is still not enough to contain all the trash that can be viewed piled up on the side of the countless number of congested and polluted highways.

Ben: Did we just drive through hell? Colby: No much worse, New Jersey.

100. (New Jersey) (11↑, 14↓)
A very nice state to live in, as far as I'm concerned. To debunk some silly myths: I don't go down the shore. Ewwww that hurt to write. I go to the beach. Only my relatives from philly call it the shore. Boardwalks are crappy, skeevy places (With a few exceptions). I don't like them, and my beach doesn't even have them. Um... Exit? What? I don't even know what mine is. We don't know things about people just based on their exit...what is that? Ahhh... Guidos and guidettes... Thanks MTV\! Seriously, in my entire school, they are probably about 5 people like that. We don't really notice them. They're just, like, Italian people, I guess. I dislike their fashion sense. New Jersey is diversified. There are just as many Irish, Germans, blacks, Indians, etc as Italians. I'm not a bit Italian\! Actually some of us DO call them hoagies. I think Northern NJ, influenced by NY, might call them subs. But...we don't in Central NJ. We have pretty places and not so nice places, just like any other state. We're a normal state\! Why so many stereotypes? It makes me sad. I like my New Jersey with its good produce and my beach and yeah... You should visit beofre you make judgement\!

Not True: New Jersey is just annoying land that gets between Philly, NY, and "the shore."

101. (New Jersey) (27↑, 30↓)
New Jersey Is Better Than your state by far, one of the many reasons for this is a rather eliquant vocabulary during the midst of a rather large ass whoopin, in wich you and your heads get beat down by a 4 to 1 ratio, NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak" NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow [jersyians] for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better, Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like [Newark] [Camden] and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine (Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and [Chris Rock], [Jay-z], [Mary J Blige] etc.) Nj Is and should be labled as a country unto itself. Origanal dialect, Mostly a hybrid of New York City And Phili "tawk" (that being one example , Others include Yo Bro [Mad] Fuck Shit [Word] Word up [Word is bond].. among others Nj Does not smell like shit EVerywhere only in port cities close to new york ,As new York Pays Nj To ship Garbage to staten island.Lets Face it New York SMells. Its Natural. Aside from Numerous Mob Films being shot here ([The GodFather]) THere are several places with ditches dug from real life mafiso located throughout, A common Joke is that if jimi Hoffa ever turns up itll be in the meadowlands of north Nj. Home to the best beaches in the country, the act of going to one is referred to by "Goin Down The Shore." It could mean numerous places Such As [Seaside Heights] ,[Cape May] or \{Atantic City] or [Asbury Park]to name a few. A Mall or 8 are always within a halfhour drive no matter where you are in the state Njs attitude i feel can be sumed up in the styles/demeanors of these famous people [redman], Jay From Jay and silent bob,[Kevin Spacey],[Meryl Streep], [Zakk Wylde],Jack Nicholson.. All of witch Grew Up goin To massive house parties,that ended with a bon fire in the woods, And none of witch haved ever asked for a hero or hoagie, or pumped their own gas.

Some Guy:"You From New Jersey ?" NJerseyian:"Fuck Off,Im mad late yo... Bitch"

Author: North Jesey Mofo http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/3632890
102. (New Jersey) (15↑, 18↓)
One of the best states in America (maybe after Florida), and I've lived in other states for a great portion of my life. We're the richest or second richest state in America. Also, about 32.1% of our state's population (25 and older) have at least a bachelor's degree. The average household income here is $59,989 a year. We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that. We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends. Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state). About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is. A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes? Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.

A:Welcome to New Jersey\! B:What's that smell? A:Yeah, sorry about that,that's New York and PA.

Author: Freakin' ray of sunshine http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/3270380
103. (new jersey) (9↑, 12↓)
newark and camden. "if you drive through one-a dem towns, y'all getcha self shot.", "'yo' that place is whacked" and many other references are a little TOO unrealistic... point blank: if you new yorkers think that either newark or camden isnt a safe place to live, you OBVIOUSLY havent been to one of the most dangerous places to live in YOUR OWN STATE, Bedford-Stuyvesant (also known as Bed-Stuy) that particular place earned it's own line in a song about a crazy man. (yay) ---Ive been stranded in the combat zone, I walked through bedford sty alone, Even rode my motorcycle in the ra-in. And you told me not to drive, But I made it home alive, So you said that only proves that Im in-sa-ne. (corus)---- by billy joel besides, dont you have anything better to do than trash our state? i mean, COME ON\!

yay... there really is no 'example' of new jersey, it is what it is: the best damn place you could ever hope to live.

104. (New Jersey) (1↑, 5↓)
When the shitbox of a state New York flushes the toilet the excrement is sent down the pipe and straight to the taps of those in New Jersey. Drinking such contaminated water leads to rampant retardation outbreaks and arrogant attitudes common to the idiots who live in New York. New Jersey is New York's sewer. Every summer this state is flooded by retards from New York who fuck on the beach and discard their used condoms in the ocean.

When I went to the Jersey shore i got a case of herpigonnasiphylaids from the sand thanks to those New York assholes who think New Jersey is a fuck box.

105. (new jersey) (1↑, 5↓)
New Jersey is ..and im going to be real simple NJ is the best fckn state yo yea we say yo were not ashamed of what is said about us we enjoy all the haters if ur not from Jersey u wish u were we got the shore, best food places no other place in the country is better we love weed and have GREAT pizza shops and NO OTHER STATE THROWS WOOD PARTYS LIKE JERZY YO\!\!\! LOVE TO ALL MY JERSEY BROS LONG LIVE THE 908\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

regular guy: "why are u soo amazing"? guy from jersey :"cuz im from new jersey so get the fuck out my way bro\!"

106. (New Jersey) (0↑, 4↓)
The place where New Yorkers come when they want to go to the beach.

New Yorker 1: Lets go to the beach\! New Yorker 2: Which one? New yorker 1:The one in New Jersey\!

107. (New Jersey) (4↑, 8↓)
Like New York, but dirtier, uglier, people are 4 times as rude and 2 times as likely to spit on your shoes. They will call you a "Boyd Bwained Fuck" (Bird Brained Fuck). They take pride in shitty coffee and shittier women.

You must be from New Jersey, because I hate you.

108. (New Jersey) (8↑, 12↓)
America's armpit. Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.

This place smells like shit, Are we in New Jersey?

109. (New Jersey) (22↑, 26↓)
Well. lets see here what we can do.... People for Jersey, read here, if NOT then skip ahead -Jersey is the garden state for a reason. Old volcanic rock that has been broken down makes the perfect soil for the state that grows the most tomatoes. Its an odd state that could be urban in the cities, grassy in the highlands, or anywhere between. I happen to live at the tip, even further north than new york city, and its FREEZING. But if you went to the upmost sothern part, its HOT AS HELL\! New jersey people now a days take to much crap that was left behind from a while ago, all the other states dont want to let us forget about how arogant people were here before we were even born\! now that thats out of my system.... NEW JERSEY FUCKING SUCKS ASS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! -I live in jersey and can personally tell you how much is sucks. There are so many minoritys here, that ANYONE AND EVERYONE in your school growing up was racist, and cuz of our additude, your ass was kicked. Because of this, Jersey has left the bon jovi days behind and started to divide its children into two groups (to avoid racial separation for the millenniums, the old racist people are stuck in the past... seriously, four of my neighbors parents are like this) Any way, Group A: Sluts and Jocks. Group B: Emos and others. Group A naturally obtained their snobby attitude from generations of jersians, and i dont think i have to go into much more detail, considering how well other posts have done this job for me. Now, The sluts pick on the others (those not slutty enough to make popular status) and the Jocks pick on the Emos. If you werent obnoxious before first grade, thats it. your life is hell. There was once a survey talking about the goverments bad tap water on the east side, and that if you flush medicine down the drain it would get in the tap. This wasnt just jersey, and it listed the top medicines found in new york (tylenol, pepto...) florida (pain killers for old people, various old people medicines) and the point is, every state had roughly 5 things listed. Jersey had two: anger management pills (no doubt flushed down in a refusal to take them) and Anti-depressents. Mood stableizers werent even listed in the other states\!\!\! I live in Jersey and want to leave it SO BAD.

1. Tomatoes are New Jersey's main export, allong with trees, sand, fresh-air and sunshine\! (people are mean though) 2. There are so many sluts and emos in New Jersey, that every other suburban house holds either an old racist dude, a prick, or a mental institute escapee.

Author: xfill_in_the_blank_herex http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/3660303
110. (New Jersey) (58↑, 62↓)
ok noo sorry new jersey is fucking awsome has the best weed ever, best shows, hottest guys, nicest asses, all the gangsta ppl, rock ppl, beaches, mountains, city, country, rivers, money$$$ go out on a jersey night your garanteed to meet new ppl even if u just go tot eh same old mall next to ur house oh and another thing theres a mall at least every 10 minutes.we have the richest ppl, and the top murder city, we can also see new york from many places in nj..we have the nj devils which rock..also my chemical romance..www.weirdnj.com\<---check that out its awsome i've been to a couple of those places and more not there..and why the fuck do ppl keep on talkingaboutit smelling i've been to california, ohio, florida, new york, pa, south carolina, north carolina, indiana, kentucky, connecticut,NJ is the best and it has snow and hot ass summer days..a typical end of summer night..bonfire, marshmellows, a few bowls, ..also we have the best fucking WOODS PARTIESS oh and new jersey smells like plain old fresh tree..not fucking i dont even kno wut u guys think it smells liek but it doesnt

We're from New Jersey- We keep it real.

111. (new jersey) (68↑, 72↓)
BEST STATE ON EARTH\!\! (besides california) Cool people are born there every second. And no, no one goes down to the "coaffee shoop" with their "doog".The accent isnt as prominent as people think.

You're from New Jersey? You must be very cool. You know it

112. (New Jersey) (8↑, 13↓)
Do you remember how funny that jager-bomb guy was on youtube? Try living with him.

This is what people from New Jersey say. "Not now chief, I'm in the f-ing zone"

Author: waddlingpenguinpooper http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/3781921
113. (New Jersey) (61↑, 66↓)
The best state in the nation. New Jersey is pretty much all urban, meaning everything is in walkin distance and theres always somethin to do. Its got a really nice hip-hop scene that is often overlooked cuz its in the shadows of NYC and Philly. Best weed in the nation, too.

When people say to me,"HA HA you're from shitty New Jersey\!", I tell them "yea bitch, you couldn't make it there."

Author: dru from new jeru http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/720172
114. (New Jersey) (16↑, 23↓)
The fakest state ever. Full of weird smells, tacky people, and fake beaches. While driving from New York to New Jersey, you are greeted by a garbage land fill. No one understands what's wrong with wearing sequins and glitter everyday and wearing a short dress is not possible for girls. Such a fake state that it is currently being used as an adjective.

"Hey, do you like this dress?" "It's sort of New Jersey..." "ewww. Next store."

115. (New Jersey) (4↑, 11↓)
The mini California, but better\!

New Jersey and California even look alike\!

116. (New Jersey) (16↑, 23↓)
the armpit of america due to location and general smelliness

ah crap, i have to visit my grandma who lives in new jersey

117. (New Jersey) (70↑, 77↓)
A state that is defined by the following characteristics: 1. A lot of highways. 2. A lot of malls. 3. Factories and dismal neighborhoods near NYC and Philadelphia. 4. Very rich suburbs elsewhere. 5. Newark.

"Oh, you're from New Jersey? Off of which exit?"

118. (new jersey) (14↑, 22↓)
the scum of America

He is from new jersey so he makes everyone else look bad

119. (new jersey) (7↑, 16↓)
The best state in the country, but only because Princeton is in New Jersey. Princeton is the most incredible town ever, where people are rich, chic, snobby, and fabulous\! What else could you ever ask for? Everyone from Princeton knows they are better then everyone else, but we live the life of privilege and everyone else is just jealous. Everyone goes to private school (we have some of the best private schools in the country) and is taught at a young age to strive for the best and taught the elitist mindset. Preppy is the essential dress code, with any other tacky/trendy options looked down upon. Not to mention, if you don't own J.Crew, wear ribbons in your hair/sevens/rainbows/something from Tiffany’s at all times/own more than one Vera Bradley bag and wallet and a Longchamp/Hervé Chapelier bag, you might as well be in Siberia. No one in Princeton is nice or friendly, and we like it that way.

Turning off Nassau onto Witherspoon Street (in Princeton, New Jersey), you will hit an old preppy favorite, J. McLaughlin. Be sure to stop here if you plan to buy into the full "Ivy League Look" — they carry all the classics, from men's pastel and embroidered corduroys to ribbon belts and monogrammed women's handbags. Just past Coach is the Cotton Company, which is the only Lilly Pulitzer retailer in Princeton and thus a great place to pick up a sundress before lawn parties or to find a few preppy items in any season

120. (New Jersey) (13↑, 23↓)
Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed? A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED \! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU\! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs : A) A shit load of frebreeze B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft. C) Better bitches on the beaches D) All of the Above The correct answer is : FUCK NEW JERSEY

"Holy shit Brian did you see that Jersey girl?" "Oh you mean that hooker?" "Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?" "Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."

Author: fuckthemotherfuckinnj http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/4086621
121. (New Jersey) (23↑, 34↓)
A state that makes itself out to be something great when really, it has little to offer. New Jersey boasts its beautiful shore, wilderness, its great people, and other things of the sort. Really, most of it's beaches are polluted with random garbage and New Yorkers, are crowded beyond belief, loaded with laws, and the water is coca-cola colored and cold year round. The wilderness is almost non-existent compared to other states, despite the large Pinelands Reserve (which is probably the nicest part of New Jersey). The people are for the most part very conceited, obnoxious, materialistic, coddled, and rich. Most are liberals, and drive around in some form of an expensive SUV or german sedan. Everyone praises the New York and Pennsylvania teams because NJ doesnt actually have any teams of it's own, and a good time either involves going to the mall, hanging out at the cold dirty beach, or eating. Girls here are known for hitting the wall at around 19 or 20, blowing up massively. Other problems with the state are...(you can verify the statistics through gov sites) 1. 3rd highest cost of living 2. 2nd highest state debt 3. 1st highest political corruption 4. 1st highest amount of superfund sites (toxic waste sites) 5. 51st (out of 51) best quality drinking water 6. 2nd most polluted air (NY is 1st) 7. 3rd worst traffic 8. 1st highest property taxes 9. 1st highest cigarette taxes 10. 5th highest adult AIDS rate 11. 3rd highest juvenile AIDS rate 12. 1st highest car insurance rate 13. 8th highest total illegal immigrant number (1st highest per sq. mile). 14. 1st highest population denisity i guess i cant mention the bad without the good..... 1. 1st most trees per sq. mile 2. 12th most frequent hurricane stricken state 3. 4th best education system

New Jersey is a God awful state; when I travel north, I go 3 hours around it just so I dont have to go through it. Jeez, did you hear that guy from New Jersey, his accent sounded like shit, he wore wigger clothes and gold, and talked alot of smack about nothing; must be rough growing up with your daddy's porsche and a ocean side mansion. Exceptions: South Jersey (NJ south of 195) escapes most of the afore mentioned negative attributes, and more closely relates to neighboring Delaware.

Author: ConfederateFlorida http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/3172436
122. (New Jersey) (10↑, 22↓)
A state that has some nice area's such as Princeton, however it also is the spawning ground for bad accents and poor drivers(Leonia to the Jersey Shore). Although New Jersey might think they are the leaders of the Tri-state, the fact is they are no more then a shadow being cast from the greatest city and one of the three best states on earth (New York, Florida and California). Without New York New Jersey would cease to have any relevance in this country what so ever. New Jersey Pails in Comparison to it's big brother New York, regardless of how it may defend it self.

New Jersey boasts some celebs but the fact NY has about 10 fold or more. New Jersey has high end area's such Princeton and other nice venues. New York has all of Long Island, Weschester and the exclusive Bay/harbor areas of Long Islands Elite. New Jersey has cities such as Newark and Atlantic City for entertainment. New York has the Epicenter of the cultural world, New York City. New Jersey has it's infamous Jersey shore while New York has it's Elite Hamptons. People who travel to the United States to visit do not come to see New Jersey, they come to see the Big Apple or the NYC.

123. (New Jersey) (19↑, 31↓)
a shitty ass state with nothing to do because there's nowhere to go hang out and have fun. you NEED a car to get around new jersey. why live in jersey when there's philly and nyc? none of the cities and i mean NONE have shit in em. go to newark and it has nothing but bums and crackheads. go to trenton, nothing. everything is so spread out YET over here is densely populated. to make it even worse, prepare to run into shitty people. i'm not saying everybody in new jersey are shitty BUT i'm just saying you'll think it's the majority with the way people act around here. it's filled with a lot of people with egos who think they're better than you and will put you down and they don't even fucking know you. a LOT of haters too. can't forget about the nosy people who cannot mind their motherfucking business. they're busy watching you when they supposed to be watching tv. prepare to have people with nothing better to do with their time but bullshit around or worse. you'll be thinking there's something wrong with them or worst. miserable people, rude people, arrogant people, fucked up people... they're all here. funny how whenever i go to new york, there's somebody willing to engage in a conversation with me and be all friendly BUT whenever i come to jersey, there's people acting up and getting disrespectful as hell when talking to me. fucking sad. be careful, if you go to the urban areas, you'll find a lot of sorry folks who ain't doing shit with themselves looking hopeless as hell, pathetic as shit... folks with dreads and shit, looking the same, some folks on the gang shit repping gangs they know nothing about, and keeping it ignant and ghetto. trust me. you go to the burbs, you'll find people who think they're better than everybody, making assumptions about the world saying seriously ignorant shit, they don't veer outside their suburb either same with the people in the urban areas even though plenty of the folks in urban areas have jobs in burbs and shit unlike people in the burbs which stay there and know people their whole lives so they don't know shit. they live in their little bubble. this place is racist as a motherfucker too. how can i put it. it's something you'll have to find out yourself. and also dangerous where you have to watch your back because like i said before, you have people with nothing better to do with shitty personalities that will make your life miserable or pick fights with you. pretty fucking wack. we also have a lot of corruption too. TOO MUCH. too much to explain here. CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THOSE SHITTY ASS DRIVERS TOO. FUNNY HOW THE WHOLE STATE OF JERSEY HAS SHITTY DRIVERS IN COMPARISON TO NYC WHERE PEOPLE DRIVE SHITTY AS HELL WHEN IT'S A CITY. i have to disagree wholeheartedly with all the people that said jersey is nice. i know that for a fact because i'm here typing this shit to you from my experience over here. i'm not originally from jersey BUT in comparison to other places. jersey ain't shit. if you gonna move somewhere, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SHITTY ASS JERSEY. unless you have family over here, wanna be bored out of your mind, and shit, come over here. you will be disappointed or worst. i also gotta say that most of the people that are "proud" to be from jersey are fronting their pride or haven't been elsewhere outside jersey.

fuck new jersey.

Author: one angry man that's been thro http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/3245134
124. (New Jersey) (6↑, 20↓)
The most depressing place in the world. nothing to do, nowhere to go, and no one to like. i hate it. and so do like, a million people. who would come here?

new jersey is the most depressing state in the world\!\! lets all go move to cali\!\!

125. (New Jersey) (53↑, 67↓)
The best fuckin' place ever. Okay, first of all, stop with your little shit talking about new jersey. We don't say "joisey" we dont smell and we are conceded because we know were fuckin better then you. This is the true things you say bout us... We have an accent, its better than yours. We are the most educated, but we have bad grammer. Oh well. We do love bagles and pizza. We say "cawfee" and "tawk" and that type of shit. As you can tell we do curse a lot.(fuck mostly) The untrue shit you bitches say... We dont smell. For the last fuckin time we dont say "joisey" or what ever the hell that is. We know how to drive... you dont though. When we see out of state lisencs plates we porpousley drive "crazy" so you will talk shit and we feel better. Cuz we dont care. We have the best music scene. We have the most emo and scene kids... and they have the best taste in music. Some of the most famous people live(d) here... Bon Jovi, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Leno(this list could go on) If you live in Jersey, Youll probley never leave. If you live in south jersey, you say your from "SOUTH Jersey" same for north and central. You also hate the people from the "other side" Im a jersey girl... i may be a slut but im not fuckin trash\!\! Keep talkin your shit cuz we all love it.

"I'm from New Jersey. I understand that tomorrow means a couple days When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar There's more strip clubs than gas stations We dont JOG in the park,we SMOKE there a "hot minute" means a long time I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. You always know WHERE THE WEED AT\! There's always a liquor store that doesn't I.D If we like you.. we share.. if not, then fuck you\! 18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer. I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place. Everyone knows at least one girl who's a stripper All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight. It's pork roll, not taylor ham or canadian bacon. I go down to the shore not the beach Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing...and still have fun My second and third homes are the malls and wawa/7 11/welsh farms/sunrise parking lots I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don't say "ya'll" I judge people by what exit they are off the turnpike or the parkway. I know 65mph really means 80. My road rage is outta control, so don't piss me off When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay It's TRENTIN not Trenton It's CAMDEM not Camden When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.hahhah I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos North Jersey goes to Seaside.. Central Jersey goes to Belmar.. and South Jersey goes to Wildwood. duh. I know what the exact definition of a "Benny" is. Only place you dont have to use the "New" part and people will still know where you are talking about. i.e. "Hampshire" wouldn't work, ya gotta say "New Hampshire" but sayin just "Jersey" everyone knows. The only state to have farms, beaches, cities, vacation resorts, mountains, and they are never any more than a 4 hour drive. Oh, and NYC and Philly are extremely close as well. We have our own (invisible) border....there's South Jersey & North Jersey..if you're from either you can't stand the folks from the 'other' and you make it clear to say "I'M FROM (SOUTH/NORTH) JERSEY\!" To us the 'g' at the end of a word is silent..you know, what it ain't even there...I'm talkin' about takin' the 'g' outta our words...know what I'm sayin'?. If you don't there's no need for me to be talkin' to you anymore..go back to your own state\! I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best."

126. (New Jersey) (19↑, 34↓)
Hi- I have been living in New Jersey for nearly 11 years now-yeah, thats alot. I am going to give you everything, because i believe you should really be informed of what this place is about. Before i do so, i think you should know something about me. My life/family is interesting, we travel out alot, ive been to almost every state in the country, and many countries too. I have seen the world alot, more than most average people my age. Not to brag or anything, but its true. Ive been to Asia, Europe, etc. Now New Jersey as a PLACE doesnt have much to offer. My parents always say that they think the "quality of life" has decreased greatly since they moved to New Jersey. So yes, New Jerseyians are sort of missing out on life. It is true. a good mall is basically out of state (from where i live..which is the central). On top of that, NOTHING is within walking distance. There is nothing to do in New Jersey, except maybe go to Six Flags in the summer, which is not to mention i think the best in America. Thats all we have honestly. But this is not what really BUGS me about New Jersey. What really truely BUGS me are the people here. A lot of the people havent been anywhere out of state, which means the only thing theyve seen in their life is the garbage that New Jersey has to offer. On top of that, people are really rude. New Jersey is the most "in da hood" state ever\! We got Newark, Camden, Jersey City...ect. I am currently in High School, so i will give you a few examples of Jersey kids IN SCHOOL. The people in my school really deserve to have a movie. If i wrote a book about them it would probably be a bestseller. You CANNOT find people like this anywhere else. They are very stupid, rude, and immature. They fight over bottle caps, gum, and curse at teachers. And what do the Jersey teachers do? They dont do anything and say "Oh, thats not very nice of you\!" For the most part they actually ENJOY the nonsense. They find it very entertaining...well who wouldnt? On top of that they act really weird and thats cuz most of them are REALLY missing out on life. You will hear stupid dumbass comments like "that house is REALLY BLUE\!\!" and people will talk about it for quite a while. Lunch periods in Jersey school goes like this: girl: OH MY GOD do you like kuwala bears? girl 2: OMG YES\!\! they talk about it for the longest time. Random people in lunchrooms make alot of noise, throw milk on the floor and at people, and scream random shit like "BAAHHHHHHH\!\!\!\!\!\!" at random people. You would think with all the teachers there for "supervision" things would change. Sadly, they havnt. This also represents greatly the politics of New Jersey itself. This just comes to show the quality of the people that linger in this place. People also have NOOO MANNERS. You'll be walking, and a group of kids who THINK they are ghetto will "accidentally" bump into you becuase they have no presence of space and then instead of saying sorry, they will BURST OUT laughing and continue for 5 minutes. The sadness continues unfortunately... People dont know how to behave, and are racist as HELL. On a bus there will be one mexican guy, and he will start yelling at the driver for no reason at all. The driver (in this scenario is asian..this is a real experience btw) and he will make ome SMALL driving mistake. So the mexican dude will be screaming "FUCK YOUUU\!\!\! YOU CANT DRIVE\!\!\!\! CHING CHANG CHONG go back to china\!\!\!" and will continue on. this is a school bus btw... The point is people have no respect for one another in New Jersey, and talk REALLY FAST u cant understand a SHIT of what they are saying. it is usually about nonsense... TO SUM UP: New Jersey has TERRIBLE people, its really ghetto in major cities but has a bunch of fakes in the suburbs, and you will seriously miss out on life. NO JOKE. * My cousin came here for ONE DAY, met the people, and immediately said she would kill herself if she lived here. ** These are all based on PERSONAL experiences- so maybe North Jersey is a bit different\!

New Jersey Conversations Annoying Jersey Girl: OMG\!\! the ipod is the GREATEST invention in the world\!\!\! Outsider whispers to another Outsider: Wow, people here are sooo weird\! I hate them\! Annoying Jersey Girl: OH MY GOD IS THAT AN OUTSIDER?? LET ME GO OVER AND CONTAMINATE THEM WITH MY WEIRDNESS\!\! Outsiders: LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE\!\!\!

127. (New Jersey) (16↑, 35↓)
New Jersey: Horrible Drivers Smells like shit Shitty ass weed if you can even find any Douchebags everywhere you look Full of Guido Faggots White Trash What is New Jersey known For? Their is nothing to do THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA

I went to Joisy tha otha day and got a shitty cawfey and saw a guido fag in his old ass honda civic. Fuck New Jersey

Author: Stratton fo life http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/3774918
128. (New Jersey) (10↑, 33↓)
Maryland's bitch.

NJ Guy: Heyy Girl: Heyy where are you from? NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you? Girl: Eww, get away from me... MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you? Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from? MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland, Girl: MY HEROO

129. (New Jersey) (26↑, 51↓)
The sewer of America, the butt hole of the the United States. It should be nuked so PA can have a beach.For the most part everyone that lives there are total tools. Also could be the most dirty place in the world with a smell to match.

Ron"That kid is a total tool" Dave" He's from New Jersey" Ron"Ohh that explains it" Ron" Whats that Smell?" Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"

130. (New Jersey) (26↑, 51↓)
A state filled with people whose income is derived from working in new york city .\< fortunately, they do have really hot tacky girls \>

people from new jersey come to new york for music, dance, culture, theatre, art, nightlife, work, etc. etc. .... people from new york come to new jersey for newark international airport, ikea, football games or to be able to smoke in bars

131. (New Jersey) (10↑, 36↓)
What, so you think you're so special? (From Family Guy) New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of [Atlantic City], the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.

It looks as though New Jersey is peaceful. It is, as I see it\!

132. (new jersey) (24↑, 52↓)
A small state filled with people who has never left, but constantly talk about how it's the best state in the world. Filled heavily with [guidos] who come into Manhattan on the weekends and ruin the nightlife (not to be mistaken with Staten Island fucks who are hard to identify from the Jersey crowd to the untrained eye) Basically just a bunch of people who don't know a world outside the Tri-State area. Put them out of their element, and that spiked hair and $100 "expensive" jeans won't cut. For the record, California is the best state, and I'm not even from there.

Ignorant Jersey Resident: Yo, mother fuckin New Jersey is the best fuckin State in the whole fuckin world. Yous got 24 hour diners all overs, you got shopping malls where you can stalk 17 yr old high school girls, you got 7-11's. Anyone who has traveled: Yea they have that a lot of places. Besides, who goes to the mall after middle school. Ignorant Jersey Resident: .....? What are you, lame? Who goes to the mall? Thats like saying, who doesn't spike their hair from their neckline up.... You're crazy. Anyone who has traveled: Hmm...alright, I'm gonna head to the airport. Going back to LA, and then up to San Fransisco to meet up with some guys and drive up to Seattle, and visit a friend in Vancouver while I'm up there. I'll be back in New York in a week or so. Ignorant Jersey Resident: You want a ride in my Z-28 IROC? Well check me out next week, I'm gonna be on MTV: True Life

133. (New Jersey) (36↑, 64↓)
New Jersey is....alot of things but i'll just stick with retro. New jersey is home to the largest amount of emo kids this world has ever seen. The emo kids in NJ just stand on the street corners and look so cool with their cut hair and angry glances. This state has the best BANDS ever BARNIDA, I LOVE PI, even MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,and Memoirs OF THE FALLEN-those are just my favorites. OMG\! and they all preform at clubs in morristown and montclair\! now if i were you iD go to new jersey right now and see them along with the jersey shore because it's just lovely\! i went down to wildwood on a school trip for the first time an i couldn't belive how amazing it was\! i'v been to the bahamas and the jersey shore is way more beautiful\! plus the boardwalk has the best rides and food ever. and by the way right now in New Jersey BATTLE OF THE BANDS is going on so vote 4 BARNIDA\!\!\!

Hey Tiffany gosh i'm so bored of being a loser and only listening to stupid signed bands\! Well emo child lets go down to New Jersey, Montclair at the Bloomfield Ave cafe and see Barnida play live at all ages night\!

134. (New Jersey) (29↑, 59↓)
let me start by saying I am an ex New jersian, now having said that, Do Not be MISLEAD by the nickname garden state. It is Americas biggest cess pool, the only gardens that may be growing there now are probably illegal ones(in homes in camden and vineland, most typically).The state Troopers as well as the local city divisions of police are all corrupt, egotistical, self serving,trigger happy fucks, with a permanent bug up their ass\! The most corrupt division Of NJ politics lies in the Welfare system and Division of Youth and Family services, both of which should be brought up on charges of fraud, neglegence, and Racial descrimination(I am talking about descrimination of the white americans, of which are harassed and denied ever recieving any benefits, when it's needed). It is is the biggest disgrace to America, as there are specifically no freedoms anymore for anyone who isn't rich or Is of another ethnical background outside of caucasion. The ONLY best part about New Jersey, Is the sign That Says: "You Are Now Leaving New Jersey"\!

Did ya hear about the drug raid In Vineland, New Jersey?

135. (New Jersey) (37↑, 67↓)
part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.

Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show." Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro." Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it\!"

136. (new jersey) (21↑, 52↓)
I pussy lame state that should blow up and give philly a beach cause it aint doin shit for anything

"yo man, new jersey fucking sucks" "word, thats why i moved to philly"

Author: jersey_fucking_sicks http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/2766966
137. (new jersey) (24↑, 55↓)
the garden state. see [boobs]

dude, new jersey is awesome, i eat lots of vegetables

Author: ACDCrocksMYsocks http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/909313
138. (New Jersey) (31↑, 62↓)
Hot chicks (like Tara Reid) dudes in camaros and fast talkin hard core mofos cus they got stuck inbetween Philly and NYc. JErsey What
139. (new jersey) (12↑, 44↓)
a disgusting dump, its so polluted there its disgusting.

new jersian: HEY DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING? non new jersian: YEAH I DO BELIEVE IT AND ITS YOUR DAMN STATE OF NEW JERSEY'S FAULT

Author: new jersey haterr http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/3728633
140. (new jersey) (88↑, 120↓)
The New Joysee government is known for being incredibly corrupt. This has been a trend ever since Satan was elected as governor of the state in 1917 when he claimed that his opponent, Jesus, had once been issued the death penalty due to a recorded criminal record. Today, the members of the New Joysee State Senate eat at least 5 children a day, and the Govenor generally eats at least 7, though one day he once ate 24 in one sitting, fulfilling a dare in a childish attempt to impress his wife. "In all honesty, the government is run by the Mafia," reported an actual Jersey resident quote. Unfortunately the resident and the reporter went "missing" shortly thereafter. New Joysee was the 41st state in the United States of America. The state slogan was "The Armpit of America\!", now "The Fabulous Armpit State\!". As of 10/01/07 the capitol is New Joysee City. Created when the Old Joysee was cast beneath the sea by the god Poseidon, the City-State of New Joysee is a scientifically formulated mixture of cow cheese, old fashioned blue-collar values, and fungally festooned ferret felt, best enjoyed while enjoying romance under a full moon listening to muskrat love. In some mythologies, New Joysee is the land of Paradise, the Garden of Alden, even. However, such stories are generally believed only by hopelessly psychotic homeless people who wander the streets of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Note: Only fucking New Yorkers say New Joysee. New Jersey is a lot cleaner than other states because all of our trash is in Atlantic City, Trenton, Newark, Jersey City, and Camden where the gates of hell are located. In order to live in New Jersey One must be one of the folowing: Italian, Sicilian, Jewish, Irish, German, or Catholic, and Indians may live in central Jersey only. If you meet none of these standards, then you are to be wacked. Another little-known fact is that all people from New Jersey know where Jimmy Hoffa is, who killed Kennedy, where to get a good meal at three in the morning, and where to get drugs. New Jersey is divided into the north and the south. The North is the land of polution and crime and the south is farms, trees, the shore, and a dumping spot for bodies. All people in New Jersey live in fear of three things: the mafia, the Jersey Devil, and car insurance. All New Jersey residents would also like to close down Olive Garden because they cannot make gravy for crap. South Jersey people also know how Mexicans fit twenty people into the front cab of a truck, because they have done it with them. New Jersey residents also have been to every business shown on the Sopranos. The only way New Jersey residents are able to survive the taxes is through their Mafia connections, placing a tax burden on the medagons who should get the fuck out of New Jersey. Another little- known fact is that in Vineland (pronounced vine-lin) black people are some of the best members of the "clan". In order to become a resident of any shore town you need to "qatch the tram car, please". It is important also to mispronounce certain words, such as "woulder", the biggest debate in history. In "SJ" the Avenue is what it is all about. You also are required to live withen one half-hour of a mall, within 2 minutes of a Wawa, and within 500 yards of 20 Dunkin' Donuts locations. According to Weird Al Yankovic, New Joysee sucks. As of 1991, performing a left turn in an automobile at any given moment in New Joysee is prohibited, punishable by eighteen consecutive life sentences, being sent back in time 2 weeks by way of the Turnpike, and a make-over involving really, really big hair. The cars in New Joysee protested this law, and Christine Whitman, the local demon, jacked up car insurance rates in revenge. This is why auto insurance in New Joysee is so high. Amongst the things to do in New Joysee: Engage in self-loathing and general misanthropy Sit in traffic Curse your fellow man Curse your government Curse yourself Suicide Go to to see some shitty emo band Pay tolls Make a left turn using a jug-handle Say the eighteen consecutive life sentences out loud and thus be freed (along with two Hail Marys and a Rama Ding Ding) Circles in the road... that magically turn into triangles... which amazingly are harder to navigate than the circle. New Joysee has a rich culture in the arts, including but not limited to strip clubs inhabited by middle aged strippers and men in trucker hats, and has been the birthplace of such hit motion picture masterpieces such as "Jersey Girl" and "Gigli". Places in New Joysee include Joysee City Quahog Los Chiyorkphigo Geritolopolis, New Joysee Metropolis Leonardo The Sunken Ruins of Old Joysee South Jersey (not related) The New Joysee Turnpike... a.k.a. "The Road from HELL\!" Edison, New Joysee Moonachie, New Joysee Your Mom Newark, New Joysee Kansas, New Joysee Montvale, New Joysee North Caldwell, which gets into endless sissy fights with the town of Your Mom. The College of New Joysee The Gates of Hell Nick Sereda's house (The palace of dead cats). New Joysee lost all of its sports teams to the non-existent New York. Thusly, the only sports team you will find in New Joysee is the New Joysee Turnpikers. The New Joysee Turnpikers play right in the middle of exit 159 and 159b, right where that awful stench keeps happ'nin. New Joysee is home to several species of tree. New Joysee is also home to many musicians and people who pretend to be musicians, such as Bruce Springsteen, who despite all his riches still writes songs, and the tireless pedophile rights group and advocate for man-boy love and large hair, Bon Jovi. Les Claypool isn't from NJ but my mom thinks he is. Bruce Willis, long rumored to possibly be some kind of actor, also hails from Hoboken, New Jersey, known for his roles in countless motion pictures where he expertly and tirelessly plays the same anti-hero bad-ass character over and over again and refuses to shave more than once a week. The wild Indians of New Joysee populate many of the native conveniance stores and low-budget condos of joysee suberbs. Um, don't forget Meryl Streep. Other people include: Amy Seymour Gerard Way,the well known Mikey Jackson impersonater. The following list of people have embarrassed the state of New Joysee beyond repair. The are no longer allowed to cross the border and come home for any reason. Martha Stewart Frank Sinatra James McGreevy Bruce Bedspring Joe Piscopo Kevin Spacey Jack Nicholson Dionne Warwick Jerry Lewis Whitney Houston Judy Blume The Menendez Brothers Taking Back Sunday Nathan Lane (Okay, I'm kidding about the Menendez Brothers.) Roads in New Joysee Route 206, also known as the road that is always backed up is a popular favorite. Come and sit in traffic and marvel at how congested the road is\! Route 80, the road that goes all the way to California. Always backed up in the direction you are going in only. The other side is magically free of traffic. Route 287 is another popular road. However, this road goes nowhere and does little of interest, so ignore it, please. Route 95 is a road that defies all logic in New Joysee. Notice the mile numbers. Notice how they randomly go up and down. Notice how if you are on I-95 North, somehow you end up on I-295 south and if you are on I-95 South you end up on I-295 North? If it isn't clear by now, I-95 in New Joysee was planned out by Hitler. Also in on the Route 295 Conspiracy is Route 130, which randomly joins with Route 295 in the southern area to try to have a four-way orgy with Route 40 and the New Joysee Turnpike at the Delaware Memorial Bridge. Route 23 goes into New York. Literally, the only highway with nothing on it. Let's just avoid route 23. Route 22 must be seen to be believed. It is actually a drive-thru megamall and boasts the highest daily accident rate of any road in the country. Also, a good road on which to hotbox while driving to Melody, Pennsylvania to buy relatively cheap cartons of cigarettes... or in the either direction towards... Route 1-9 and the ensuing Pulaski skyway, the central vein of the armpit, deep within the 'Joisey Smell' zone proper. This will bring you quickly within sight of the signs for the Holland Tunnel, where you will sit in traffic for exactly long enough to miss whatever it was for which you wanted to enter New York/escape Joisey. It's generally a good idea to bring along some food, water, and a container suitable for the deposit and storage of bodily waste, when one is daring enough to try this route. Route 666 goes through the Pinebarrens. An area which if lost you could go for days without encountering a single sign of human life, drive past the gates of hell, and be killed by the Jersey Devil. Route 40 is known for constantly being in construction when it never really needed it in the first place. Why they felt the need to make it wider will forever be a mystery. The constant construction is attributed to the workers ripping up the roads and then being wacked before they are able to complete the job.

"Wait a tick. They have a NEW Jersey now?" "Joysee girls ain't trash... trash gets picked up\!" "A really lovely state, very convenient, to the south of Hell."

141. (New Jersey) (33↑, 65↓)
Pronounced by Spanish-speaking people as Nueva Hershey.

Let's go to Hershey City. It is in Nueva Hershey. We can see the Nueva York skyline from there.

142. (new jersey) (119↑, 153↓)
Ahh New Jersey aka- Jersey, and the arm pit of america. Jersey stinks no doublt about it, and the only reason why people from Jersey say it dosen't, is because they are used to it. Jersey sucks and they know it they are just jealous of eveyone else. The only good things about Jersey is the shore, the tweeter center and mabey some of thier malls but i have King of Prussia so i don't care. The drivers suck and somehow the migrate to PA to piss us off. Sure there are lots of rich people in jersey, but they are mostly in north jersey and it's because they work in New York. Plus the dumbest laws\! Lazy asses can't even pump their own gas\! And anyone who thinks there are more flyers fans in jersey is sadly mistaken and should take my advice and never say that aloud in Philly.

A: Ewww... what's that smell? B: We're in Jersey A: ohh......why are we in New Jersey?

143. (New Jersey) (42↑, 78↓)
A somewhat strange place which still has an identity problem.For example- the Devils win a Stanley Cup and have their parade in the parking lot of the arena, weird...A place with a lot of good people who just get fucked over daily by the asshole state gov't and scumbag politicians,who deserve to be put against a wall and shot,until they find a few who have the balls to straighten out the fucking mess.A place where you get used to bending over and getting it up the ass by auto insurance companies who are also in bed with the asshole state gov't.Get a ticket in Va. and the asshole insurance co.in NJ will also fuck you with a fine for insurance points.All the whore politicians know how bad this fucking mess is but none of them have the fucking balls to fix their fuck-ups,they are all lying cock suckers who won't address the real problems.Instead they keep coming up with one fucked up law after another. They are too worried about fucking over people who smoke,to line their fucking coffers with extra money from cigarette sales.Somebody wants to smoke,they know the risks but they should'nt have to pay out the ass because these cocksuckers can't manage money and demand more and more.Out the ass taxes, road tolls etc....typical Jersey.Bring back the Mob...at least they'd make a fucking profit and eliminate these no good,useless,fucking political,ball-less whores.

Best view of New Jersey that I ever saw,from my rear view mirror.

144. (new jersey) (55↑, 92↓)
- [House] the show on Fox takes place in NJ - We have the [fastest] rollercoaster in the world, Kingda Ka - We have awesome [beaches], LBI, Wildwood, Island beach etc. - Queen Latifah, Redman, ]Derek Jeter], Kevin Jonas, all from NJ - Sopranos a show on [HBO] about North Jersey mob

Ignorant dipshit: New Jersey sucks\! Me: Than why do we have two hit TV shows about us? Lots of beaches with huge waves, famous people, and the highest/fastest rollercoaster in the world?

145. (New Jersey) (17↑, 54↓)
A state that wishes it could be better than New York.

New Jersey is the shit, not.

146. (New Jersey) (41↑, 81↓)
The suburb child of NYC and Phillie

Hey lets go shopping in the worlds biggest suburb.

147. (New Jersey) (47↑, 90↓)
The grey area between [New York City] and [Philadelphia].

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

148. (New Jersey) (20↑, 67↓)
I have no idea how NJ could be one of America's richest states per capita but this is the real truth: 1. more garbage dumps than any state 2. more junk yards than any state 3. more graffiti than any state 4. more corruption than any state, especially political corruption 5. the Mafia. Ever heard of the Sopranos? 6. This state is run by elite, socialist, liberal Democrats who REFUSE to pass "Jessica's law" to severely punish pedophiles. They evidently support pedophiles over children. Way to go, New Jersey. You worthless piece-of-crap. This state stinks--literally.

I hate New Jersey. It's the single worst state. Go to hell.

149. (new jersey) (37↑, 88↓)
the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard. your mom.

And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.

150. (New Jersey) (43↑, 94↓)
Known as the Garden State, this small area has 15 Congressional seats. The state of New Jersey has constantly been pushed around by its much larger neighbors of Pennsylvania and New York since the pre-Revolution days. Although some of the greatest battles of the Revolution such as Trenton and Princeton happened here, the state has not had mush positive press. Today, the state is New York City's dirty backyard full of industrial processing at one end, a seedy extension of Philadelphia in the south, and the Pine Barrens in another part of the state. It is home to the Sopranos though. Trapped by unfortunate circumatance, New Jersey hobbles on today.

The Joisy Devils are gonna take the cup\!

Author: Not so super DJ Gennady http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/39364
151. (New Jersey) (22↑, 74↓)
A place divide among two cities full a sprawling wasteful suburban communities. A place with little activity and a lot of drugs. Outside of Newark, AC, and Camden police abuse rights of kids and enforce small violations constantly. A place where every movie with no plot takes place or any Miramax movie.

Garden State (the movie), Clerks, Harold and Kumar, and thousands more resemble New Jersey.

152. (New Jersey) (28↑, 81↓)
Nothing good about it whatsoever.The armpit of the nation and smells like it. It's population of 8 million is 8 million too many. Nothing but a large and polluted compilation of salvage yards, chemical plants and garbage dumps. If NJ is allegedly one of the country's richest states per-capita then this country is in big trouble. Thank its liberal Democrats. This state's Democrats refuse to pass a bill called "Jessica's law," that would protect children from pedophiles. You can thank Governor John Corzine for that. What a guy. Camben is the most crime-ridden city in the country. Not surprising being in this state. The only nice part of this state is Atlantic City. Donald Trump owns half the town.

New Jersey is an absolute hell on Earth and overrun by Democrats. It is a discusting cesspool that I would not even pass through on the way to New York. New Jersey is a state I love to hate.

153. (New Jersey) (17↑, 74↓)
The crap strip of land separtating Pennsylvania and the beach. And thats about it.

"Hey man, you want to go to the beach?" "Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there" "Bummer"

154. (new jersey) (59↑, 120↓)
the armpit of the united states. devils suck, the metolands suck, the giants suck (i know they're the NEW YORK giants, but they play in jersey), and whitney houston sucks.........bon jovi, ur still the shit.

new jersey girls aren't trash, trash gets picked up.

155. (New Jersey) (56↑, 119↓)
The armpit of the United States.

"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"

156. (New Jersey) (37↑, 103↓)
our nation's armpit.

Person: Let's go to New Jersey. other person: why would we ever do that?

157. (new jersey) (48↑, 114↓)
This state SUCKS. it smells. I live here, so i can say that. its gross. theres nothing to do. its not "urban" you cant walk ANYWHERE. i mean maybe compared to like pa. but please, they go to "the shore". the "shore" has no waves, heat, or cleanliness. its gross.

"Mom I don't feel good." "Oh, we just entered New Jersey. It'll pass." "EWW NEW JERSEY?\!"

158. (new jersey) (50↑, 118↓)
1.The [garbage] state. 2.We have stupid accents 3.It called JERSEY\! 4.We are too lazy to pump our own gas\!

I am from new jersey and i hate it that is why instead of the garden it should be GARBAGE STATE\!\!\!

159. (new jersey) (47↑, 115↓)
a state that wishes it were new york. most people from new jersey work in manhattan island.

new jersey: yeah, we kick ass\! new york sucks\! NY: you don't kick ass, you smell like ass. big difference.

160. (new jersey) (91↑, 160↓)
ok, theres alot to say about this DISGUSTING state. i live in NJ and it is embarassing to admit that. New Jersey is the most filthy, horrible, WHORE filled state you could EVER visit. all you see here are DIRTY beaches and grimy people. everybody is RUDE and closed minded. the people are usually unfriendly, ugly, steroid injecting, "drama" obessed townies. everybody looks EXACTLY alike; they all shop at 'bebe', 'Abercrombie & Fitch', and 'Hollister' because they are conforming elitist scum. everybody tries to be tough gangstas but they are just scared little bitches. it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a conversation about music or art because NJ people will be too busy talking about the gay ass episode of 'The OC' they saw last night, and go "OmG\!1\!\!1, aDam BRodY is sO0o HawWt\!". STFU whore\! the girls here are bitchy, mean, overly tanned sluts who have severe anger and self image problems. they die their hair like 50 thousand differnet shades of blonde and light brown (and it looks REALLY bad). all of them are UNINTELLIGENT posers who will sleep with anything that moves. NJ girls look exactly alike, its impossible to tell anyone apart. NJ guys are so incredibly UNattractive. all of them are meat heads who inject steroids into their ass and play sports all day. they will put down anyone who is socially unacceptable or not involved in typical 'guy' things. they all wear the most ridiculous, crappy, clothes you will ever see (like tight ass shirts that show off their ARTIFICIAL MUSCLES and $200 jeans that look like they were attacked by a friggin dog because of the rips in them). there are no NJ guys worth looking at. the people in new jersey are ALL the same, there is NO diversity whatsoever. if you dont like the yankees, talk a certain way, or spend $400,000 on a car you will be ousted from the group. another disgusting and embarassing thing about NJ is the Jersey Shore. this place makes me sooo mad. its basically the grimiest, bitch filled area you could ever go to. its just so DIRTY and there really are no good people who go there. its a slimy place where FRAT boys and SORORITY girls go to make complete asses out of themselves by getting drunk and contracting HIV from each other. its actually kinda of funny to watch because its so easy to make fun of them\! basically, NJ is a bad place where no one should go. i cant imagine why anyone would want to live/visit here on their own free will. theres nothing worth seeing. one piece of advice: STAY CLEAR AWAY FROM NJ\! instead, go scrap your eyes out with a dull blade, it will be less painful.

New Jersey is a DIRTY place.

161. (New Jersey) (48↑, 120↓)
new york and pennsylvania's bitch jersey devils suck

new yorker- Hey I sure do have a lot of trash I've got to get rid of pennsylvanian-Me too, lets dump it on new jersey

162. (New Jersey) (56↑, 130↓)
Where I just moved to from New York City. The worst place in the world. Dirty, boring, and ugly. I don't say Yo, or 'down the shore'. Where all the lazy people come from. Princeton is the only good thing that comes from New Joisee. Noisy and over-populated. Bad drivers. See: shit

A: I'm from NJ B: Enough said. You suck.

Author: SophisticatedVanny http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/1405467
163. (New Jersey) (69↑, 143↓)
The dumping ground for New York City, New Jersey is where all the cultured and educated centers of the United States stick their degenerates. That is why in New Jersey you will find the worst human beings imagineable: guidos, guidettes, snotty pseudo-intellectuals too dumb to make it in the city, and rednecks that would make Alabama jealous. Just imagine every bad kind-of American, and you'll find their twisted, distorted version in New Jersey - it's as if the radiation mutated them into some kind-of supra-hick. Oh, and if you ever meet a JERZY GURL, you will have no choice but to blow your brains out if you ever want peace of mind again - if you don't, every time you close your eyes you'll see some fat-assed spoiled Italian/Irish girl with cheap platinum hair leaning on her steriod-pumped, spiked-haired boyfriend who beats her everyday. Don't listen to the other comments on this board about New Jersey being a nice place - the only people who think that are people who've never left the state, or hate New Jersey but have given up all hope of ever finding a better life.

"yo, Tony, I just saw some guy who's working hard to make a better life for himself. Let's beat the crap out of him, and then go back to my parents' beachhouse . We can drive there with the Lexus your mom bought you for Easter." Example demonstrates the lack of education, culture, and self-confidence of New Jersey natives. Also note the resources they have with which to execute their ignorant hatred of anything that makes the United States a decent place to live.

164. (New Jersey) (52↑, 130↓)
1. New York's dumpster 2. Leading [mullet] exporter since 1930 3. Home of Jon Bon Jovi.

"Those gangstas from da NYC aint seen nuffin yet. Stylin' mullets and methed up Bon Jovi fanatics... man, that's the real ghettoz. Ya heard me? New jersey\!" "He's a prick, he's obviously from Jersey."

Author: Goat Perversion http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/399969
165. (new jersey) (14↑, 94↓)
an abandon beer. An abandon beer that has too much beer to waste, but not enough to enjoy.

barmaid: what's with all these new jerseys on the table? Do any of these belong to anyone? frat boy: I can't believe that there were exactly 27 new jerseys in the house\! People need to keep track of their beers\!

166. (new jersey) (15↑, 95↓)
A prank that revolves around a huge lie pulled by the founders of milkhair records.

"Hey I heard Insight is gonna drop a verse on the J Parker CD." "Naw, I think that's just another new jersey."

167. (new jersey) (32↑, 113↓)
A trashy slum found in New England. Absolutely no redeemable qualities. All land in New Jersey is either highway, road, or roadside. The place is overrun with gangs and street pharmacists.

Son: Daddy, what's so good about New Jersey? Dad: Absolutely nothing son. Son: Then why is it a State? Dad: Well it's a great way to get to New York

168. (new jersey) (42↑, 124↓)
New York City's metaphorical landfill. Well, okay, so it's not that bad. Newark is interesting and it has some lovely looking areas, but there just aren't enough gardens to warrant its being called "The Garden State." I mean, c'mon.

a. I like New Jersey. It's a beautiful state. b. New Jersey is just the state where all of NYC's trash goes. I hate it.

169. (New Jersey) (60↑, 144↓)
The only state in the USA that's universally despised by both the South and the North\!

"New Jersey: the Garden State\! Yeah, right\! If you're growing smokestacks\!" -- George Carlin

170. (new jersey) (47↑, 133↓)
NJ is a real wasteland, and a disappointing state that can be pretty boring but you could do a lot worse as far as boring i.e. Idaho, North and South Dakota, Iowa, Ohio, Indiana, Oklahoma, Alabama etc. NJ is just barely tolerable.

Almost everyone has lived in NJ at some point in their life, but you wouldn't know because no one dares admit it. the only ones who seem to be proud of this state are Bon Jovi and Springstein, still trying to figure out why.

171. (new jersey) (47↑, 135↓)
An east coast state that will one day like detach itself from the US; probably because its stink will push it from its spot within the earth. This would be advantageous to PA, as it would have its own shoreline and be rid of most of Jersey's horrible drivers.

PA Driver: "Sorry I'm late. I kept getting stuck behind New Jersey drivers who cut me off, almost crashed into my car, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit. PA Shore-Lover: "It's awfully nice out; too bad I don't want to go to the shore enough to have to drive an hour through New Jersey."

172. (New Jersey) (42↑, 131↓)
Should seperate North Jersey and South Jersey into two different states, because many things about them are totally different. South Jersey: Home of wannabe-Italians, suburbs, overwhelming white majority, farmland, lots of Philly influence (more Flyers fans here than in Philly), close proximity of convenience stores, Pine Barrens, tourist attractions, popular beaches, AC, malls. North Jersey: Everything in Jersey that was cool about 30 years ago (Asbury Park, Hoboken, etc), more racially diverse, urban, older-looking than South Jersey, lots of New York influence, high pollution, and the stereotypical nasal accent... overall, just looks more depressing.

Most insults directed at New Jersey apply only to North Jersey.

Author: Chernorizets Hrabr http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/759363
173. (New Jersey) (43↑, 133↓)
a toxic wastedump of a state, with the exception of Hoboken - a gentrified 'extra burrough' of NYC, birthplace of Frank Sinatra, where yuppies spawn by the 1000s.

Dayum, you from dirty jerzee?

174. (new jersey) (41↑, 132↓)
New York's little brother. The music,slang, and style of NY seems to reach New Jersey nearly a year after it faded out in NY.

"BRO it was a MAD nice day at the beach"

175. (new jersey) (61↑, 153↓)
a shithole located next to Pennsylvania, New York, and Delaware. everyone here is an asshole. the entire state is New York City's bitch except for southwestern new jersey its Philly's bitch. Camden has the largest amount of ghetto per square inch in the world, counting africa.

Who is that guy over there with the slicked back hair acting like Tony Soprano? Must be from New Jersey.

176. (New Jersey) (62↑, 156↓)
New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...

Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey

177. (New Jersey) (41↑, 136↓)
A state west of NYC known to be one of the most polluted places in the country. If you drive long enough on the NJ Turnpike your chances of getting lung cancer and all sorts of diseases increses by 90%. Its a more spacious state with cheap and less expensive land and houses than NY, in general. A place where people live to get a house for cheap and try to imtiate NY.The NJ average housing price could be 649,000$ (thats even if it is) but thats because u get a house that has 30 rooms ,10 bathrooms, and a lake, a river ,and etc....The land is cheap. In NY you would get a small average house with 11/2 bathroom 2 bedrooms and a backyard if ur lucky with that being the starting price(thats in the bad areas too). Jersey is not wealthy at all and a house in Long Island alone can buy out 4-8 jersey houses.Shit an apartment in Tribeca cost more than a 5 acre house in Jersey. New Jersey people always try to prove themselves to New Yorkers because they know we are more real and have that NY "atitude" so they feel the need to prove to us that they "gangsta" as well, meanwhile they are just a bunch of suburban kids thinking they are "ghetto" and live the hard life. Jersians are not New Yorkers so dont not be mistaken they do not speak like us with the"cawfee" or "Wawtah" accent. They try but they cant be us New Yorkers (dont be fooled people). They are not even close to aggrivated or raged drivers as New Yorkers and if someone from Jersey drove in NY they would be harrased. Everyone knows that Jersey is a dump as well as Staten Island which is literally a few swimming strokes away from Jersey. The reason they got nice cars is because the houses are so cheap that they can afford the car they want.

The name says it all "DIrty Jersey" Keyword: DIrty\!\!\! "Move ya fucken car moron\!......No wonda he's from Jersey....."

Author: Queens, New York http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/1366326
178. (New Jersey) (48↑, 144↓)
One of the most polluted states in the United States, although it does have some nice parts (but what state doesn't?). Imagine any other state in the Northeast US, with everyday things like suburbs, shopping centers, parking lots, wooded areas here and there, highways, businesses, schools, etc., but with all of these things cramped together in a space 50% smaller than they should be, and it gets bigger every year. And then they say "Hey, development creates jobs\! Do you have a problem with jobs being created? huh? huh?" Great.

New Jersey is like one big orgy of feces and urine, with some air freshener thrown in to make up for the sick part, especially on the weekends.

179. (new jersey) (52↑, 152↓)
The armpit of America. Sure it has great malls, some pretty nasty but still fun beaches, and you don't ever have to pump your own gas (because to do so would be illegal). But it still smells, needless to say. And Jersey girls are like the stereotypical Long Islander..

"Why do you smell like rotten eggs?" "I just got back from New Jersey."

180. (New jersey) (71↑, 177↓)
A place where people do nothing and claim that they are the greatest.

1. New Jersey kisses the asses of New York and Long Island. 2. Wow\! I just realized how boring New Jersey is\!

181. (new jersey) (41↑, 151↓)
New jersey is a fagot ass state with stupid law. I hate the fact u cant own a gun. THerea are alotta preppy faggots and u cant pump ur own gas. THey think they own the world but noone likes people from jersey

new jersey is a faggot ass sstate where no one knows how to drive Kid from Brooklyn: Yo preppy faggot Jersey kid: go away or im gonna cry

182. (New Jersey) (48↑, 162↓)
The Tri-State areas bastard child.

New York City, Lower East Side, Industry Bar and Lounge. "Yo, everyone in this bar is from Dirty Jerz, wha the fuck?" "Cause Jeresy ain't shit\! Thus, those tunnel and bridge bastards come over here and fuck up the flo'"

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183. (New Jersey) (53↑, 168↓)
The only place any guy in America is guaranteed to get laid (except me...); The Armpit of the United States, if not the universe as we know it; the only place Iraqi's can look at and say, "Wow, what a dump..."

"Few people know this, but the New Jersey Turnpike actually has an exit that leads into the bowls of Hell, otherwise known as North Jersey."

184. (New Jersey) (73↑, 191↓)
"The Garbage State" Residents often mistake bad grammar for an "accent" (i.e: "Hey, I thought you WAS from Jersey, too. Isn't everyone?") Ironically, the ONLY people who like this hell hole are the trash that live there.

I love New Jersey 'cause I've never been outside this state to know otherwise\!

185. (New Jersey) (41↑, 164↓)
Easton, Pennsylvania isn't the end of the world, but we can see it across the river.

You came from Jersey? I'm so sorry.

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186. (New Jersey) (80↑, 211↓)
Hell on earth

When I die, I hope I don't end up in New Jersey

187. (new jersey) (78↑, 223↓)
A land of great evil. Also known as one the most stinkiest places in all of man kind. One day I decided that I would have to travel through the land of great evil. Little did I know what great evil lied in it. First, as I was driving I noticed that all of my fellow car drivers were extremely bad at driving. This is one of the first things that one encounters in the land of evil. Second, I decided that I would get a bite to eat for the rest of my journey. Little did I know that in the towns it is full of Mall after Mall after Mall to infinity. Culture is extremely rare in this cursed land. From what I could see the land of New Jersey, it might as well been named Caucasia. When I finally exited the cursed land I sighed in relief.

"No man go in those waters; no man come out"

188. (New Jersey) (100↑, 263↓)
Toxic waste dump of a state, both literally and figuratively.

"I just love swimming at the Jersey shore...[ouch]...fuck\! I think i just stepped on another AIDs infected hypodermic needle."

189. (New Jersey) (76↑, 250↓)
it's supposed to smell that bad\!
190. (New Jersey) (57↑, 243↓)
The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living\!

I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)

191. (New Jersey) (59↑, 346↓)
That state up in Yankeeland that is home to the nastiest city in the US...Newark. That, coming from a citizen of the greatest state in the US, TEXAS\!

And, yes, I have been to New Jersey\!\!\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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